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If you answered mostly A
your personality type is "The Asshole"
Characteristics:
- arrogant
- quick to anger
- high blood pressure
- full head of hair, usually carefully styled
- may develop wrinkles
- sore loser
- vicious winner
- wants everything done right
- sexually dominant
- has the ability to perform auto-fellatio (if male)
- carnivorous
- possibly has police record
- possibly is outstanding leader in his community or profession
- perpetually dissatisfied
- hard to please
- unhappy in love relationships
- tends towards one-night stands
Other Assholes:
- Newt Gingrich
- your dad
- Moe (of the Three Stooges)
- O.J. Simpson
- Courtney Love
- David Letterman
- your boss
- most supermodels
- the French
- Martha Stewart
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