If you answered mostly A
your personality type is "The Asshole"

    Characteristics:
  • arrogant
  • quick to anger
  • high blood pressure
  • full head of hair, usually carefully styled
  • may develop wrinkles
  • sore loser
  • vicious winner
  • wants everything done right
  • sexually dominant
  • has the ability to perform auto-fellatio (if male)
  • carnivorous
  • possibly has police record
  • possibly is outstanding leader in his community or profession
  • perpetually dissatisfied
  • hard to please
  • unhappy in love relationships
  • tends towards one-night stands

    Other Assholes:
  • Newt Gingrich
  • your dad
  • Moe (of the Three Stooges)
  • O.J. Simpson
  • Courtney Love
  • David Letterman
  • your boss
  • most supermodels
  • the French
  • Martha Stewart

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