2. People would describe me as:
a) who cares what those idiots think?
b) funny looking, but damn intelligent
c) kind, witty, intelligent, sexy, wonderful
d) stupid but lovable

3. I often feel people are manipulating me.
c) yes

4. Which phrase best describes how you see yourself?
a) I am SO good looking
b) I hate everybody.
c) I am well liked.
d) I should have wiped myself more thoroughly.

5. Lifetime number of sexual partners so far (excluding yourself):
a) 8 or more
b) 2-4
c) 0-1
d) 5-7

6. When looking through this page, my main reaction is:
a) you people are perverts
b) I must be a pervert
c) everyone is a pervert in their own unique way
d) people are never perverts, just different

7. During a love scene on TV, I wish that:
a) they would take all their clothes off
b) it could happen to me
c) she would cut off his testicles
d) dinner was ready

8. I am a stupid ugly bastard.
a) yes
b) yes
c) yes
d) yes

9. My favorite music is:
a) classic rock or classical
b) "alternative" music
c) jazz, opera or country/western
d) pop, fusion or world beat

10. My most common dream is:
a) beating someone to death
b) I'm back in high school. I'm naked.
c) I'm having a homosexual encounter, incest, or both
d) I'm watching TV.

11. My favorite color is:
a) white, blue or "my team colors"
b) "earth tones"
b) that puke green color worn by college students
c) orange, red or yellow
d) any pastel color
d) "If I picked just one, the others might get jealous."

12. When I was young, I wanted to be a:
a) banker
b) artist
c) gynecologist
d) hot dog vendor or a combination of (c) and (d)