your personality type is "The Mealy Mouthed Simp"
- Characteristics:
- is often taken advantage of
- enjoys being hurt
- tends to make poor fashion decisions
- is a slob
- has fleas
- often has upset stomach from chronic worrying or E. coli bacteria around the house
- typical lonely guy or wallflower
- chronic masturbator
- practices froteurism in crowded subways, elevators, and any large gathering
- possible closet homosexual
- possible vegetarian
- tendancies towards foot fetishism, leather and rubber clothing, sex with animals, abnormal fantasies
- perpetually dissatisfied
- hard to please
- unhappy in love relationships
- tends towards one-night stands
- Other Mealy-Mouthed Simps:
- Alan Alda
- most zine editors
- Kurt Cobain
- your mom
- Wesley Crusher
- Nine Inch Nails
- Arnold Horshack