If you answered mostly C
your personality type is "The Cretin"

    Characteristics:
  • has good intentions, but comes across as obnoxious
  • is secretly mimicked by friends and coworkers
  • tells lots of jokes that aren't funny
  • laughs at inappropriate times
  • sexually disfunctional
  • premature ejaculator (if male) or unable to achieve orgasm from sex (if female)
  • cries easily
  • shrill or nasal voice
  • talks loudly about private or embarrassing problems
  • can't keep a secret
  • makes others nervous
  • perpetually dissatisfied
  • hard to please
  • unhappy in love relationships
  • tends towards one-night stands
    Other Cretins:

  • Gilbert Gottfried
  • Frank Purdue and son
  • most actors
  • Urkel

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