Female Bashing Jokes

FEMALE BASHING JOKES

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There were four men.
The first man was standing on top of the Empire State building.
The second man was standing on top of the Eiffel Tower.
The third man was standing on the of the Sears Tower.
The fourth man was getting a blowjob from a 90-year old toothless woman.
What do these four men have in common?

What's the difference between a woman sitting in church and a woman sitting in a bathtub?
One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

10. NBA slogan changed to "IT'S FANNYTASTIC!"
9. Instead of striped jerseys, refs now sport wet T-shirts.
8. Christmas bonuses delivered by Wilt Chamberlain [joke was made before he died].
7. Referees now allowed timeout for that "not so fresh" feeling.
6. Knee pads.
5. Allowed to ask players to "slow down a little bit, just a little".
4. $45 per day crying towel allowance.
3. New regulation whistles work if you blow OR suck.
2. "Quarters" system changed to "periods".
and the number one accommodation the NBA is making for female referees.....
1. Rather than "take it to the hole," players are now encouraged to "foster an intimate understanding of the basket's needs".

A priest and a nun were lost in a snowstorm. After a while, they came upon a small cabin. Being exhausted , they prepared to go to sleep. There was a stack of blankets and a sleeping bag on the floor but only one bed. Being a gentleman, the priest said, "Sister, you sleep on the bed. I'll sleep on the floor in the sleeping bag." Just as he got zipped up in the bag and was beginning to fall asleep, the nun said "Father, I'm cold." He unzipped the sleeping bag, got up, got the blanket and put it on her. Once again, he got into the sleeping bag, zipped it up and started to drift off to sleep when the nun once again said, "Father, I'm still very cold." He unzipped the sleeping bag, got up again, put another blanket on her and got into the sleeping bag once again. Just as his eyes closed, she said, "Father, I'm sooo cold." This time, he remained there and said, "Sister, I have an idea. We're out here in the wilderness where no one will ever know what happened. Let's pretend we're married." The nun said, "That's fine by me." To which the priest yelled out, "Get up and get your own stupid blanket!

There was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering the confessional she said, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."
The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times."
The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Take seven lemons and squeeze them into a glass and then drink it."
The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"
The priest said, "NO, but it will wipe that smile off of your face."

A passenger plane is on a cross country trip when it runs into a terrible storm. The plane gets pounded by rain, hail, wind and lightening. The passengers are screaming. They are sure the plane is going to crash and they are all going to die. At the height of the storm, a young woman jumps up and exclaims, "I can't take this anymore! I can't just sit here and die like an animal, strapped into a chair. If I am going to die, let me die feeling like a woman. Is there anyone here man enough to make me feel like a woman?" She sees a hand raise in the back, and a handsome, tall, muscular man smiles and starts to walk up to her seat. As he approaches her, he takes off his shirt. She sees his huge muscles even in the poor lighting of the plane. He stands in front of her shirt in hand and says to her, "I can make you feel like a woman before you die. Are you interested?" She eagerly nods her head "yes!" As the man hands her his shirt, he says, "Here. Iron this."

There was an old professor who started every class with a
vulgar joke. After one particularly nasty example, the women
in the class decided to walk out the next time he started.

The professor got wind of this plot, so the next morning he
walked in and said, "Good morning, class. Did you hear the
one about the shortage of whores in India?"

With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.

"Wait, ladies," cried the professor. "The boat doesn't leave
until tomorrow!"