Dr Teeth FC - 7 a side football

Dr Teeth FC are primarily a 7 a side football club, and we presently play in a great 16+ seven a side league at St.Mary's synthetic pitch, St.Mary's High School, Leyland, near the new city of Preston in Lancashire, the UK. Our football players come from all over Lancashire in the hope of wearing the famous Dr Teeth FC colours to victory on thursday nights in the league. We have won just the 4 trophies so far as a team, but are aiming to fill our trophy cabinets. If you want to follow the Dr Teeth FC story just bookmark this page - I try to update the results and stats within a day of each match.

Our 7 a side football league at St.Mary's Synthetic pitch, St. Mary's School, Leyland is a South Ribble Borough Council, Lancashire FA affiliated adult football league (16+). More Info contact GoalKeeper - Richard Strange (Rick)

Favourite Sports Site!

The Sporting Life.

All the latest sports news and results can be got from here. Excellent coverage of all professional sports events, especially sports in the UK (excellent racing and football coverage).

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St. Mary's Team Sites

Inter Mi Larga - Louis Yates of Inter Mi Larga fame emailed his team site.

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Dr Teeth FC Football Strips Past and Present

Dr Teeth F.C.-Stats

Honours -

2nd Div 2 Leyland St.Mary's 7's 30th August - 8th September 07

3rd Div 2 Leyland St. Mary's 7's 10th May to 9th August 2007

Manchester JJB Tournament 06 - Winners of the Darth Tater Trophy (seeing is believing) - trophy pic

Div 2 Champions Leyland St. Mary's 7's - 2nd February 2006 - 11th May 2006 trophy pic above

Div 3 Champions Leyland St. Mary's 7's - 13th May 2004 - September 2nd 2004 - Click Here for a Pic of the 04 Squad - trophy pic

Viking Cup Winners - Manchester JJB Tournament 18/04/2004 (yes, it really is a viking) - trophy pic

3RD Div 2 - Leyland St.Mary's 7's 11/10/2001 - 17/01/2002

Div 3 Champions (2001) - Leyland St. Mary's 7's 28/06/2001 - 27/09/2001 - trophy pic

Golden Boot (club) - Last Season Div 1

Chris Lord - 10 Goals

This Season's Stats

GOALS -

Chris - 6 Goals

Andy - 4 Goals

Danny - 3 Goals

Bob - 3 Goals

Stu - 2 Goals

Mick - 2 Goals

Ant - 1 Goal

Damion - 1 Goal

CLEAN SHEETS -

Last Season's Stats

GOALS -

Chris - 10 Goals

Andy - 6 Goals (1 pen)

Danny - 3 Goals

Jonny - 1 Goal

Bob - 1 Goal

CLEAN SHEETS -

Rick - 2

Accumulated Statistics since 23 November 2000 - Dr Teeth FC Players & Scorers over the years.

GOALS

Chris Lord - 211 Goals (14 hat-tricks) - Jimmy LORD Hasselbaink - FPSP * see below

Danny Lancashire - 97 Goals (4 hat-tricks)

Bob Turner - 59 Goals (3 hat-tricks)

Chris Walker - 36 Goals (2 hat tricks)

Andy Mccann - 32 Goals (2 Penalties)

(MING) Miguel Fernandes Arias (Retired from active duty) - 27 Goals

Anthony Bell (BELLY!) - 26 Goals (2 hat-tricks)

Howard Crook - 24 Goals

(Ainsy) Paul Ainsworth (Transferred) - 22 Goals

Mik Billington - 13 Goals (Retired from active duty - Injury)

Mick Coward - 12 Goals FPSP * see below

Pete Bean (Beanie) - 11 Goals

Jonny Riding - 7 Goals (1 hat-trick)

Neil Quinn (Quinny!) - 4 Goals

Ant Walker - 4 Goals

Jason Parkinson - 3 Goals FPSP * see below

Chris Berry - 3 Goals

Marshall - 3 Goals

Barney - 3 Goals

Jade OHanlon - 2 Goals

Paul - 2 Goals

Alistair - 2 Goals

Stu - 2 Goals

Scott Williamson - 1 Goal

Aaron Crook - 1 Goal

Dan Bloomfield - 1 Goal

Rick - 1 Goal

Al - 1 Goal

John Bell - 1 Goal

Phil Clitheroe - 1 Goal

Chris - 1 Goal

Tony - 1 Goal

Carl - 1 Goal

John - 1 Goal

Damion - 1 Goal

OWN GOALS FOR - 4 Goals

CLEAN SHEETS -

Rick - 71 (Richard Strange) FPSP * see below

Chris Lord - 1.5 FPSP * see below

Rick .5 (Chris's mate)

PENALTY SAVES -

Rick - 3 (Richard Strange) FPSP * see below

Bookings for Dr Teeth FC

RED CARDS.

Scott Williamson (27th Nov 2003 v Sea View Sevens) Major Dissent.

Phil Clitheroe (18th March 2004 v Leyland West End) - Violent Conduct.

YELLOW CARDS.

Carl - 1 (18th Jan 2001 v 7 Down) Excessive use of force!

Howard Crook- 2 (25th Jan 2001 v 1860 & 21st August 2003 v Ormskirk's Finest) Excessive use of bad language

Mik Billington - 1 (16th May 2002 v Brookies) The Hand of God Incident.

Danny Lancashire - 1 (25th Sept 2003 v Chorley Whites) Dissent.

FPSP * see below

Founder player still playing

 

Dr Teeth FC 7 a side Football Fixtures and Match Reports

This Season Thursday Division 2

NEWS: - I'll be retiring from action at the end of this season, along with Mick C and Danny Lancashire, and Andy Mccann will be continuing the stats for the team at http://www.freewebs.com:80/drteethstats/

Thursday 8th May 08

8.00 pm Dr Teeth FC 2 v 3 Louts legends

Match Report - A good end to end game with lots of action. We had to come back from 2-0 down and I thought we were worth the draw, but that's football. GK Rick / DF Neil / DF Stu / M Andy - 1 Goal / M Danny / M Bob - 1 Goal / F Chris

Thursday 1st May 08

8.00 pm Dr Teeth FC 1 v 5 Red Rose

Match Report - A rusty performance with 3 of us missing the last 2 games. GK Rick / DF Neil / DF Mick C - 1 Goal / M Andy / M Danny / M Bob / F Chris

Thursday 24th April 08

7.15 pm Dr Teeth FC 1 v 6 CSKA Lostock

Match Report - I missed the game again, and we got stuffed this time :(. We'll have to pay £29 next week to make up the deficit. Damion scored our goal.

Thursday 17th April 08

8.45 pm Dr Teeth FC 3 v 1 Golden Wonders

Match Report - I wasn't able to get there, but the lads did well with just 6 men, by all accounts. GK Chris / DF Barney / DF Neil / M Ant - 1 Goal / F Stu - 2 Goals / M Bob

Thursday 10th April 08

8.00 pm Dr Teeth FC 2 v 4 Astro Smurfs

Match Report - Hail and driving rain spoiled this game, as we were 1 - 0 up before it started, admittedly against the run of play, but we did well upto that point. Our game went flat afterwards, and we were always going to concede after all the pressure we'd soaked up at the back in the first. GK Rick / DF Barney / DF Mick C / M Andy / M Danny - 1 Goal / M Bob / F Chris - 1 Goal

Thursday 3rd April 08

8.45 pm Dr Teeth FC 1 v 1 Louts Legends

Match Report - This was a cagy game against decent opposition we've not played before. We scored first, a great goal by Andy, and I think we were the closest to getting the winner, but a decent point. Quinny played a great stand in role. GK Rick / DF Neil - Quinny! / DF Mick C / M Andy - 1 Goal / M Danny / M Bob / F Chris

Thursday 27th March 08

8.00 pm Dr Teeth FC 3 v 3 Red Rose

Match Report - Great attacking play, and I don't know how we didn't win this one, but still a good point against a decent side. GK Rick / DF Barney / DF Mick C / M Andy / M Danny - 2 Goals / M Bob / F Chris - 1 Goal

Thursday 20th March 08

7.15 pm Dr Teeth FC 1 v 2 CSKA Lostock

Match Report - Great end to end game that could have gone either way. This was CSKA's night despite some great defending by Mick and Barney, in particular. GK Rick / DF Barney / DF Mick C / M Andy / M Danny / M Bob / F Chris - 1 Goal

Thursday 13th March 08

8.45 pm Dr Teeth FC 4 v 4 Golden Wonders

Match Report - Great game! We were 4-2 down with a few minutes to go when Mick C scored from a free kick deep in our half and instigated a comeback the likes of which you only see in Roy of the Rovers. Great team performance in every department. GK Rick / DF Barney / DF Mick C - 1 Goal / M Andy / M Danny / M Bob - 1 Goal / F Chris - 2 Goals

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Thursday 6th March 08

8.00 pm Dr Teeth FC 4 v 2 Astro Smurfs

Match Report - This was a great team performance from front to back, and we fought hard to win this one. Great start to the new season. GK Rick / DF Barney / DF Mick C / M Andy - 2 Goals / M Danny / M Bob - 1 Goal / F Chris - 1 Goal

NEWS - In the New Season, starting 6th March, each div will consist of 6 teams playing each other 3 times.

LAST SEASON THURSDAY DIV 1.

Thursday 28th February 08

8.45 pm Dr Teeth FC 3 v 8 Golden Wonders

Match Report - Though this was billed as a game against GW, we actuallly faced most if not all of the premier winning side of many seasons. We played well regardless of the scoreline. GK Rick / DF Barney / DF Mick C / M Andy - 1 Goal / M Danny - 1 Goal / M Bob / F Chris - 1 Goal

Thursday 21st February 08

7.15 pm Dr Teeth FC 2 v 1 Ormskirks Finest

Match Report - Apparently, this should have been a draw. I thought I'd made a triple save, and from my point of view I had, but the ball went over the line behind me before I made the final save. You have to play to the whistle though and this made up for a goal that was given a few seasons before. A great end to end game as usual. GK Rick / DF Barney / DF Mick C / M Andy / M Danny - 1 Goal / M Bob / F Chris - 1 Goal

Thursday 14th February 08

8.45 pm Dr Teeth FC 2 v 0 Golden Wonders

Match Report - GW couldn't get a full side together because of valentine's day commitments ;), so a 2-0 win for the Teeth.

Thursday 7th February 08

8.00 pm Dr Teeth FC 2 v 3 Red Rose

Match Report - We were 3-0 down until the last 5 minutes or so, and we almost got back into it. GK Rick / DF Barney / DF Mick C / M Andy / M Danny - 1 Goal / M Bob / F Chris - 1 Goal

Thursday 31st January 08

8.00 pm Dr Teeth FC 0 v 7 Hesketh Bankers

Match Report - This was a first half demolition job on us by the HB (we shipped 5) with the heavy wind in our face. Our 2nd half performance was much better, but we couldn't find the back of their net and with all the pressure we applied we got caught 3 or 4 against 2 most of the time. This could have ended well into double figures so we didn't do too badly at the back. GK Rick / DF Barney / DF Mick C / M Ant - sub Andy / M Danny / M Bob / F Chris

Thursday 24th January 08

8.00 pm Dr Teeth FC 1 v 3 Norfolk N Chance

Match Report - We played a fair to middling game when we needed to be at our best. Not a bad game.. GK Rick / DF Barney / DF Mick C / M Andy - 1 Goal / M Danny / M Ant / F Chris

Thursday 17th January 08

8.00 pm Dr Teeth FC 2 v 2 Bay Horse

Match Report - This was a very good end to end game, and a good point for us. We led 2 - 0 at half time thanks to some great defending and a very good goal by Chris for our second. We kept the horse at bay ;) for most of the second half, and I was kept busy in nets. GK Rick / DF Barney / DF Mick C / M Andy - 1 Goal (pen) / M Danny / M Bob / F Chris - 1 Goal

Thursday 10th January 08

6.30 pm Dr Teeth FC 0 v 3 CSKA Lostock

Match Report - We pressed and pressed from the start but couldn't break CSKA's defence down, and after conceding late in the first it became all about keeping the score low whilst attacking. Passes went astray, and the few chances we had we failed to convert. Not our best attacking performance. GK Rick / DF Barney / DF Mick C / M Andy / M Danny / M Bob / F Chris

Thursday 3rd January 08

7.15 pm Dr Teeth FC 2 v 2 Ormskirks Finest

Match Report - After conceding 2 early goals we fought our way back into the game, our first against the lads from Ormskirk for a few seasons. A great end to end game, as they usually are. GK Rick / DF Barney / DF Mick C / M Andy / M Danny / M Bob - 1 Goal / F Chris - 1 Goal

Thursday 20th December 07

8.45 pm All games abandoned - frozen pitch. I assume we'll be playing this game against the Golden Wonders at the end of the season.

Thursday 13th December 07

8.00 pm Dr Teeth FC 1 v 3 Red Rose

Match Report - We shipped 2 early goals, and only really got going towards the end of the 1st half, when Andy scored a great goal. We got caught at the back a lot in the 2nd going forwards but were unable to convert. GK Rick / DF Barney / DF Mick C / M Andy - 1 Goal / M Dan / M Bob / F Chris

Thursday 6th December 07

8.00 pm Dr Teeth FC 0 v 5 Hesketh Bankers

Match Report - We kept the score to 0 - 0 to just a second before half time, and I feel we had the best of the first half chances up to that point, but after that the Hesketh Bankers took control. A good game though. GK Rick / DF Barney / DF Mick C / M Andy / M Ant / M Bob / F Chris

Thursday 29th November 07

8.00 pm Dr Teeth FC 4 v 5 Norfolk N Chance

Match Report - Another entertaining game, but we were always behind. Chris, Andy and Jonny scored some fine goals, and the team played quite well, but the squad rotation system doesn't seem to work that well for us. An exciting last 5 minutes. GK Rick / DF Barney / DF Mick C / M Jonny - 1 Goal / M Andy - 2 Goals / M Danny / F Chris - 1 Goal

Thursday 22nd November 07

8.00 pm Dr Teeth FC 2 v 0 The Warriors

Match Report - The Warriors have dropped out for this season at least. It's now 3 points for a win.

Thursday 15th November 07

6.30 pm Dr Teeth FC 4 v 5 CSKA Lostock

Match Report - Another season another great end to end game that we were so close to getting something out of. Some great finishing from both sides. GK Rick / DF Chris - 2nd half DF Barney / DF Mick C / M Bob / M Andy / M Danny/ F Barney - 2nd Half F Chris - 4 Goals