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Fun things to do while watching
Chamber of Secrets

I saw these on The Harry Potter Network and couldn't stop laughing
so I decided to share them with you.

Scene: When Harry kills the Basilisk

Turn to the person next to you when Harry is killing it and sob “How could they?!”
Point at the screen and go “ARREST HIM! THAT’S CRUELTY TO ANIMALS!”
Gasp and say “They stole my pet! I tell you… It was in the garden last night but the evil boy over there stole it!
Don't shout anything. When Harry sticks the little tooth thingy into the diary, start sobbing as loud as you can. Then yell out "I'll miss you man!" and continue to sob.

Scene: When Lockhart is thanking everyone for the 48 valentines

Scene: When Tom is on screen

If you think that he’s hot, shout “TAKE IT OFF!”
Point and scream and say “That’s not the real Tom Riddle! Bring on the REAL Tom Riddle!”
When Fawkes drops the Sorting Hat in Harry's lap in the chamber, yell "Well, if you're going to be devoured by a giant snake, at least you'll be fashionable!"
When Tom Riddle changes the letters in his name in the air to "I am Lord Voldemort", shake your head, and tell your neighbor "He changed his name just so he could do that; it used to be Tom Marvolo Levine..."

Scene: When Harry gets his valentine

Sing along with the “His eyes are as green…” song. Smile at everyone who gives you weird looks.

Scene: When Harry can only hear the Basilisk

Put your hands over your ears and scream “THE VOICES! THE VOICES! THEY’RE COMING! RUUUUUUUUUUN!”

Scene: Any time Lockhart comes on screen.

Sigh loudly and sarcastically.
And when he compliments Hermione on having gotten a perfect score on their Lockhart quiz, shout, "No!!! I did too! Me! You forgot meeeee!"

Scene: In Hagrid’s hut

When Fudge says “Now see here, Malfoy, If Dumbledore can’t stop then then who can?” answer “I can!”
When Hagrid says “And how many people did you have to threaten and blackmail to do it?” answer “That is classified information!”

Scene: When the Polyjuice Potion goes wrong for Hermione

Call in a very Pansy-Parkinson-like voice “Here kitty kitty kitty!”
Think out loud "At least it wasn't a skunk hair"
When Hermione has the little Polyjuice potion accident and is half-cat, yell "Just don't let Fang see you, you haven't had much practice climbing trees yet!" Then, with a look of horror, scream "No, Hermione, change back, look what happened to Mrs. Norris!". The when she does get petrified, shake your head and say "That heir of Slytherin, has got it in for cats... must be a dog person,"

Scene: Dobby in the Dursleys

Shout out "Watch out Harry! It's Dobby! The evil house elf who will try and get you killed through out the book. Wait. This is a movie!"

Scene: Whenever someone is pertified

Whenever you see a petrified person yell 'Omigod! They're dead!' Works better if the theatre hasn't read the book yet.

Scene: The Quidditch Matches

Yell 'Look up, look up!' when the Snitch is above Draco's ear.
Shout “Duck!” when the Bludger comes after Harry. When it hits him go “oopsie… Too late.”
When the Bludger hits Harry, say in a whiny voice “Why doesn’t he just die already?”

Scene: Various

I would suggest bursting into (loud and preferably semi-hysterical) tears every time someone on-screen insults Lockhart. If it's a particularly heinous insult, shriek, "You *bleep*!" at the character who said it.
Swoon whenever Alan Rickman/Sean Biggerstaff/Tom Felton walks on screen. Well, that's a given really.
The only problem is choosing a Tom. Tom Felton or Tom Riddle.... decisions, decisions. Then again, if you just yell "Tom!" you can leave it up to everyone else's imaginations.
Shout “Harry! Dude! Remember me? Old Lavender/Seamus/Parvati/Dean/Neville” then duck and whisper “Oh… it’s a movie…”
Start singing the George of the Jungle theme song when the Whomping Willow is coming up
Crawl under the chairs asking if anyone has seen your chocolate frog?
Bring with yourself many little bottles with colored potions, start mixing them and whisper that you must do your homework, or Snape would be angry tomorrow...
Yell aloud "Look, these muggles are making movies about us!!!"
Crawl along the aisle mumbling to yourself looking very stressed and in a Gollum-like-way say “Don’t worry, Harry, (Insert name here) is coming to save you.”