Ashiqi Bytes

These are some of the best and worst pickup lines from the WEB. They are given comments too !

Source: SPIDER

"what's your number? can i call you?"

(None of your business, and no, you can't)

"will you do friendship with me?"

(The only thing i will do with you is stuff you headfirst in a cement mixer)

A/S/L A/S/L is used in chatting. it means age, sex, location

(Oh God! *close window*)

"You are a girl na?"

(Actually I'm a Panda. What now?)

"My name is [X], i am looking for pretty girls to be my wife"

(Funny my name is also [X] and I'm looking for stupid men like you to avoid)

"Howz Life"

(Worse, now that you are here)

"Mail/Femail?"

(Neither. Buy yourself a spelling guide)