Friends Dino Jokes
A man once asked God:
Man: How much is a million years to you?
God replied: In my span, it's like a sec,
The man asked again:
Man: How much is a million dollars to you?
God replied: In my span, it's like a penny.
The man cleverly inquired:
Man: Goad can i have a penny?
God: In a sec !
If one day you feel like crying do call me. i will not stop you from crying but I will cry with you. If one day you feel like running away from home do call me. I will not stop you from running away but I will run with you.
But if one day you call me and there is no reply, do come to me, perhaps I need you.
You are my best friend.
If you cry, I cry.
If you laugh, I laugh.
If you jump out of the window, I look at you and laugh again.
What is the time when a dinosaur sits on a fence?
The time to get a new one!
Why is a dinosaur big, brown and has loads of sharp teeth?
Because if it was small, green and toothless, it would be a frog.
What is a person called who takes out teeth from a dinosaur's mouth?
An extremely brave dentist.
What did the traffic lights say to the zebra crossing?
Don't look I'm changing.
Why did the burger run after the tomato?
He wanted to KETCH UP! (catch up)
Who did not invent the airplane?
The wrong brothers
(actually Wilber and Orville right, known as the right brothers invented the plane)
Welcome ladies and gentlemen. This is the captain of your flight. I would like to make a few notices please.
1. If you need something to eat, get it yourself.
2. If you need something to drink, get it yourself.
3. If you have any questions, try answering them yourself.
4. If you see the left wing of the plane don't panic at the fire on one engine.
5. If you look down at the right side, you will observe three people in white, that's me (captain) and the 2 ground hostesses.
This is a recorded message. I hope you all go to the heaven. Good Bye !
Teacher: What steps are you going to take if Sulphuric Acid was to leak in the class?
Student: Sir, i will take long steps.
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