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Friends Dino Jokes  

 

     

 

Chat With God

A man once asked God:

Man: How much is a million years to you?

God replied: In my span, it's like a sec,

The man asked again:

Man: How much is a million dollars to you?

God replied: In my span, it's like a penny.

The man cleverly inquired:

Man: Goad can i have a penny?

God: In a sec !


 

Friends Sad

 

If one day you feel like crying do call me. i will not stop you from crying but I will cry with you. If one day you feel like running away from home do call me. I will not stop you from running away but I will run with you.

But if one day you call me and there is no reply, do come to me, perhaps I need you.

 


 

Best Friends

 

You are my best friend.

If you cry, I cry.

If you laugh, I laugh.

If you jump out of the window, I look at you and laugh again.


Dino Fence

What is the time when a dinosaur sits on a fence?

The time to get a new one!

 


Dino Properties

Why is a dinosaur big, brown and has loads of sharp teeth?

Because if it was small, green and toothless, it would be a frog.


Dino Dentist

What is a person called who takes out teeth from a                                                                                        dinosaur's mouth?

An extremely brave dentist.


Traffic Lights

What did the traffic lights say to the zebra crossing?

Don't look I'm changing.


Burger & Tomato

Why did the burger run after the tomato?

He wanted to KETCH UP! (catch up)


Airplane Invention

Who did not invent the airplane?

The wrong brothers

(actually Wilber and Orville right, known as the right brothers                                                                                                                 invented the plane)


This is Your Captain

Welcome ladies and gentlemen. This is the captain of                                                                                            your flight. I would like to make a few notices please.

1. If you need something to eat, get it yourself.

2. If you need something to drink, get it yourself.

3. If you have any questions, try answering them yourself.

4. If you see the left wing of the plane don't panic at the                                                                                           fire on one engine.

5. If you look down at the right side, you will observe                                                                                             three people in white, that's me (captain) and the 2                                                                                             ground hostesses.

This is a recorded message. I hope you all go to the                                                                                            heaven. Good Bye !


Chemistry Teacher

Teacher: What steps are you going to take if                                                                                                           Sulphuric Acid was to leak in the class?

Student: Sir, i will take long steps.

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