| Height: 5ft 9inch - 175cm | Astrological sign: None |
| Weight: MYOB | Chinese Year Sign: Monkey |
| Measurements: ??/??/?? | Childhood Nickname: Doughboy |
| Turn Ons: Macintosh | Coke of Pepsi: Neither |
| Turn Offs: Inferior operating systems | Favorite Incense: None |
| Home Town: Hillsdale, MI | Favorite Elemental Family: Noble Gases |
| Most Memorable Smell: 7/15/85 | Favorite Snake: unknown |
