Harry (Again)

This page used to house our once-expanding, searchable online library. Midge Wilkins and Ethel Watterston (from the Senior Center) spent nearly six weeks typing their favorite copies of Readers' Digest and Modern Maturity -- as well as the entire "Main Dish" section of the Betty Crocker Cookbook (3rd Edition) -- onto Ethel's ZIP Drive. But, wouldn't you know, Harry tried to use it to tape a "Murder, She Wrote" rerun last Tuesday. Ethel had some, er, unkind words for Harry, who has since been a nervous wreck and won't stop spooning Mylanta into his worried face. Copyright © 1997 This Is A Parody, OK? All rights reserved.