"What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them doesn't he?" - Pippin: The Lord of the Rings, The Fellowship of the Ring.

Or bitches about movies, whatever you want to call them.  All films are rated out of 5 snitches.

Maid in Manhattan

Directed by: Wayne Wang (Nothing worth mentioning)

Starring:  Jennifer Lopez (Jack)

Ralph Fiennes ()

A stupid senatorial candidate falls in love with a stupid maid who he thinks is a socialite because she tries on some other woman's clothes.  Some stupid stuff happens and you don't need to be a rocket scientist like Dave to guess what happens in the end.

This movie was so damn crap that it doesn't even deserve a review but I am going to give one anyway.  I can sum it up in two words for you "Shit House".  It was bloody boring, predictable and Jennifer Lopez gives me the shits.  But now Natalie don't hold back, tell us what you really think.  If I could change my vote for worst movie of the year in the Mazeltov awards to this I would but it's too late now and oh well, I'll just have to live.  So back to how crap this movie was.  Now I don't expect any better from Jennifer Lopez but I don't know what the hell Ralph Fiennes was thinking when he signed up for this movie.  Finally I just want to comment on how unbelievably ugly the pink dress Marisa (J-Lo) chooses to wear is, especially when she had much better ones to choose from.

My Rating