As my eyes slowly opened i yawned. I could taste the fresh orange juice mom always squeezes. I walked downstairs to pour a glass while thinking of jenni and sammie. I wondered how i could tell them about Tay and his brothers without them running me out of town on a rail! This was a big time dilema. I would love to give jenni the prereleased stuff Tay hands me. I also knew that if my two best friends finally met Tay they would eventually stop acting like crazed fans. Well a girl can hope...cant she?
The OJ went down easy. Amazing how fresh squeezed actually tastes orange! I am talking the color orange, like in a crayola box. I smiled at that as i peered into the fridge. The cool air felt good against my skin. The cold air passed through the silk nitie i was wearing and left goose bumps. Now i know why Tay gave it to me for my 15th birthday! I shook my head and said "tay,tay,tay" as i reached for a blueberry muffin and the milk.
After breakfast I decided to take a fast shower, then put some makeup on before driving out to the airport. Tay hadn't seen me since christmas and i wanted to look good. As i sat in front of the mirror, i noticed how much thinner i looked since the last time he saw me. Maybe it was the two inches i had grown or the way i was filling out. I took a deep breath and sat up straight. I smiled that smile you get when you know what guys like.I had really filled out since tay saw me last! it was nice to know i now had a little bounce when i walked.
Throwing on some blush, i wondered if Tay would recognize me. I laughed, i bet i could pick up Tay without him knowing it was me! Looking into the mirror i watched myself watch myself get that evil grin i get when im gonna do something naughty.
Opening the sliding doors of my closet i felt like moses parting the sea. I saw. Heels, skirts, blouses, thigh highs and new i could pull this off with just a little time and creativity. All i could think of while looking through my stuff was the last real conversation i had with Tay. He couldn't stop talking about his new girlfriend. How stunning, sophisticated and mature she was. Yada, Yada, Yada. WELL, as my brain was thinking, my hands were busy picking out clothes! I dont remember how i picked the outfit out but when i was done it wasn't too shabby. I dont think mom would have recognized me without a second glance. As i turned around and got the full effect, i knew Tay would need way more than two glances. The sunglasses i slipped on clinched it.
Taylors plane was late! Figures dosn't it. As i sat in the terminal i felt a bit uncomfortable. I wasn't used to getting stares from guys. Then again i don't usually dress like this. Now i understood why Jenni always dressed down when she wasn't on a date. I passed the time waiting for Tay watching other girls walk by, then counting how many guys looked at them. When i finally saw Tay's plane taxi to the gate I thought to myself, "showtime!"
Theres one bonus to flying first class,You get off first! Tay was the third person off the plane. I know because i counted. I quickly put my sunglasses on and walked up to the entrance door. I'm sure he stared at me like the other guys did but his eyes darted away fairly fast. Not that fast but He was still looking for me and that made me feel good. When he got to where i was standing,I cleared my throat and softly said. " Hey cutie, you look kinda familiar. dont i know you?" Now im a fairly good actress, i land most of the lead parts in the school plays, but it was sure hard not to laughing as i watched his reaction. Tay may have been tired from the flight, or just didnt expect someone to hit on him without knowing who he was. For at that moment, you could have knocked him over with a feather! I was tempted to try,but kindness got the best of me. Oh rats!
Tay stumbled out a reply but it sounded like pig latin to me. I was amazed i had this effect on him. I could be rich in a week if i just bottle the formula. A Tay Hanson love potion,now whats that worth on the open market? I got up close to him. Real close. Like close enough for him to smell my close-up toothpaste, then i whispered in his ear, " Well if i dont know you, i sure would like to." I ran my fingers down his arm as i walked away. I walked slowly just like the girls in the music videos do when they want the boys to follow. Tay must have seen the same video 'cause he followed! This was not like me. This was also a Tay i never saw before. It was all new,scarey and somewhat exciting! I'm not one to pickup boys, but i could get used to this.
I never picked up a guy before and was in virgin territory. so i walked Tay into the airport coffee shop and sat down. I looked up and smiled at him then silently reached over and patted the empty chair across from me. I never saw anyone so tall flop into a chair so fast! I leaned over the table to give him a peek at my wonder bra enhanced breasts,Then i smiled. I let him look for a few moments before i whispered, "i just love your blue eyes." I figured less talk and more action was best. As long as i kept the sunglasses on and kept whispering he wouldn't recognize me.Then again, looking at his condition, i doubt any of it mattered. he couldn't have spelled C.A.T. at that moment to save his life!
Ok, so i was the vixen in the red dress,
but you cant steal someone that dosn't want to be stolen.....can you?
I thought my logic was flawless.
So,
while i was still leaning over the table,
swaying side to side to the music,
Tays nose almost down the front of my dress,
i whispered once again into his ear,
" Mmm, i could really go for a banana split right now".
" WAITRESS" filled the air of the coffee shop.
Oh yeah, He even used hand signals to get her attention.
I leaned back and waited for my fun food to arrive. I licked my lips and swear i got high from the power trip. Tay had started sweet talking me and I was shocked! Tay is a kind guy,you can even call him sensative,but this kinda bull i never heard him spew! It was worse than the pig latin! At least with the pig latin i couldn't understand a word he was saying. Now i understand why girls get drunk in bars. So they can pass out without listening to this garbage!
I was taking mental notes on the phrases he used.Some of his lines sounded right out of the movie The Spy That Shagged Me! I figured i could use them as blackmail on a later date. Mama didn't raise no fool. So every now and then i sorta purred out a response like " Really?" or " Ohhh" while letting my hand run down my neck and in between the bulges of my wonder bra. Just to coax him on, if you catch my drift. All i was missing to be a professional blackmailer was the camera!
In some ways Tay was lucky when the food came. He had to pause while the waitress put that big gooey banana split right in the center of the table. It gave him time to take his foot out of his mouth. It also gave me the opportunity to make him squirm.
I passed my finger over the banana split and slowly licked the whipped cream off the tip of my finger. I let out one of those 'i really love this' types of MMMM's and then, ran my finger along the shaft of the fork ever so gently before picking it up. I dont remember when, but someplace between my finger the whipped cream and my tongue Tay become as silent as a lamb! I sure wanted to bottle this formula $ $ $. Then again, the desert i was eating wasn't bad either! Who said you cant have your cake and eat it too!
I could see how hot Tay was getting, especially in those leather pants. So i decided to play this real cool........ I scooped up just enough ice cream,whipped cream and gooey syrup to fill the tip of the fork. Then i slowly let it pass between my lips making sure some of the whipped cream stuck to my upper lip. Then with a coy smile i licked the cream off and giggled. He lost it. I'm not talking temporary amnesia here, im talking LOST IT!
He was sitting across from me,just watching the show. His right elbow resting on the table. Sorta trying to look cool while fingering his newest chain. But when i ran my tongue over that whipped cream.....he just lost it! His elbow slipped and with a bang the whole restaurant heard his arm hit the table. I thought his head would follow 'cause he never did let go of that chain! I tried not to let out a laugh but i know something came out. I would have let him off the hook then, but this was way to much fun!
Now i know he was trying to recoop from this embarassment, but i wasn't going to give him any slack. So i slipped off my right heel and found his left leg. I slowly ran my foot up his leather Doc's till i hit paydirt. While Tay tried to deal with my roving foot, i started putting on a visual show for him. Eyeing the cherry that was sitting on top of all that lushish whipped cream i " oowwwed " Then proceeded to pick it up by its little stem. I moved my foot a little further up his leg ,Then gave the poor boy a evil smile, right before i held the cherry up, tilted my head back and slipped it into my mouth. When i pulled that stem out i was ready to stand and take my bows! Hey,dont blame me. He's the one thats been telling me you got to dazzle them with a show!
I would have loved to tease him some more. I think a week would have been just about right, but i new i had to make a hasty retreat or the jig was up! So while i still had him under my spell i gave him a story about having to meet some friends. He was slowly coming out of his boyish fog but he did managed to asked me who they where! I just said a friend of a friend and left it at that. Then he wanted my phone number! The two timing bum! Now i didn't really like that broad he was seeing in L.A., but HEEL TAY, HEEL! I can understand a casual flirtation in a airport, i've sneaked a peak at those Playboy stories you read, but cheating on your girlfriend is another thing. Well i just smiled and asked him for his digits instead. He regained a bit of his backbone because he asked me for mine again. I could see It was time to bring out the big guns, so I casually looked down at the desert and started played with the now exposed banana. I slowly raised my eyes peering over the dark sunglasses i sported and looked at him. softly but firmly i once again asked him for his digits.
Backbones are a strange thing, one minute you have one the next minute you dont. Tay looked like a jellyfish as he wrote his phone number on a napkin. Considering i didn't have to lick whipped cream off any part of his body to get the number, this wasn't a real challenge. Ok, so he did make me promise to call him, then he stupidly added as if trying to put his foot back in his mouth. " If a girl answers dont hang up!" Now you have to admit this was to good a line to pass up. Trying to act european and knowledgable in these matters, i said sweetly. " She must be a very open minded woman ". He quickly responded with "Oh no, it's nothing like that. Shes just an old family friend." Just a Family friend my ass! Whats this crap about my being OLD! When did i end up having one foot in the grave! The bumb was in hot water now! So i decided to raise it to a boil by saying. " I see, she's an older woman then, like around 35?" In a low murmer i heard "Well not exactly"
"Not exactly?" I tried to say it without laughing. I settled for letting a small smile escape. I raised my head to look at him. I could see him thinking, trying to find a way to explain our relationship to me. It was taking him a long time to reply, giving me plenty of time to ponder what his response would be. So i thought "Tay, dont tell me your thinking of cheating on your girlfriend with sandra (who's me) while thinking about cheating on both of them with Andie! I almost burst out laughing at the thought. I watched his face as what looked like a bead of persperation was forming over his eyebrow and i almost did!
I dont know if he was squirming more from these questions, or my foot between his legs. I did know that i had gained the upper hand again. I would have loved to watch him squirm a little longer but this was a good time to exit stage left.
I took his phone number and stuffed it between my new cleavage. He seemed pleased with its new home. I then leaned over the table and gave him a firm kiss on the lips, Leaving just enough lipstick to mark my territory. While he was still off balance i slipped my shoe back on, got up and walked away. With my back to him i raised my hand and waved saying "I'll be calling you sweetie"
As i turned the corner and was out of his sight, i picked up the pace.
I never knew i could run so fast in heels!
