Welcome to the Drunken Master main page. You have chosen Wong Fei-hung as your narrator. Excellent choice!!! Known to some as Sing Lung (Cantonese for "Already a Dragon"), or Jackie Chan to ignorant Americans (insurance claims were lost in the translation apparently), Fei-hung is the star of the single greatest martial arts film of all time, Drunken Master II. In this film, Fei-hung opens the movie with his father on a train ride back home from where they bought ginseng for one of his father's patients. To avoid paying a tax on the ginseng, Fei-hung plants it on one of the government officials with the idea of searching the train for it later. While looking for the ginseng on the train, there is a a mix up between the box with the ginseng and a similar box with a rare jade in it. An old man tries to steal the jade box, but gets the ginseng and Fei-hung chases him. Fight scenes with staffs and swords ensue. Fei-hung gets back to his train in the nick of time with his box containing the jade. When he returns to his train seat with his father, there are people inspecting bags for the lost jade. Fei-hung realizes that he has the jade and panics, but some guy (Andy Lau) makes prevents them from searching since his father took presedence as a general in the area they were passing through. Meanwhile, a new foreman, the kicking guy, is hired at the factory in Wong Fei-hung's hometown. Using the factory as a front to smuggle artifacts, the foreman is very strict and wants the workers to work overtime without extra pay. The workers revolt and he keeps them in line by beating the hell out of them with a scorching metal rod. Fei-hung gets back home to his mother and it is later found out that Fei-hung has the jade. Wong and his mother are followed by thugs who want to recover the jade, but when they steal it, Fei-hung beats the living daylights out of them using drunken boxing. His mother encourages this to show off for her friends, but the father enters the picture and he is so drunk that he fights him as well. Needless to say, he gets a sound drubbing. Fei-hung basically gets thrown out of the house and goes to a bar to sing about his troubles. The thugs come back and string him up along with his friend, Fishmonger Tan. Fei-hung is "hung" up in his birthday suit for all the town to laugh at. Meanwhile, the British delegates are trying to steal back the jade. Later on, the old man comes back and talks to Fei-hung about the jade explaining its long, lost meaning. They go out to a restaurant and are attacked by the a hired group of mercenaries, the Axe Clan, who supposedly "never miss". This is a group of hundereds of guys with axes who come after Fei-hung and the old man. The dynamic duo manage to fight their way out of the situation and escape, but the old man gets shot running down the alley. The thugs steal back the jade and Fei-hung and friends mourn over the loss of the old man. Fishmonger Tan and Fei-hung decide to steal back the jade from the British Embassy, but they get caught, since it was a trap, and they are beaten and tortured. Finally, they are released and Fei-hung decides to bow out of the situation and sit on the sidelines. The British, who are working in conjunction with the new factory foreman, continue to brutalize the factory workers, and they go on strike. In order to put an end to their wrath, Fei-hung's friends convince him to end it. Fei-hung comes in armed with a fan and defeats every last bad guy for the sake of justice. The final fight scenes are masterfully strung together with the utmost brilliance. Drunken boxing prevails and Fei-hung saves the day!!!

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