Act:4 Scene:1 (the dock)
(Mike is waiting by the boat. He waves Sloan over).
Mike: Hey, you guys! All packed.....(looks at Patrick curiously)What happened to you?
(Patrick just twitches involuntarily)
Mike: Um, okay then, lets just get on the ship, and find our rooms.
Act:4 Scene:2 (The boat)
(Sloan and Mike are greeted by a bellgirl.)
Sarah the Bellgirl: (dazed and confused)Whoa! Hey, like, I'm Sarah, and I'll show you to, um, your room. (She stand there for a few seconds too many. Mike makes a gesture to say ‘move along') Oh! (Giggles)
(She leads Sloan to some very humble rooms. She leads Mike to the Presidential Suite. He dives on the bed and laughs).
Act:4 Scene:3 (The Buffet)
(Sloan are lined up at the buffet. It is full of unidentifiable food items).
Patrick: Yum! Blue stuff! (Pretends to gag)
(Chris is stuffing his face with the blue stuff in question. Looks up, everybody has a disgusted look on their face. He looks up innocently.)
Chris: What!?
Jay: Erm, I don't even know what this stuff is! (matter-of-factly) I could be allergic
Andrew: I wonder what our manager is up too? (looks suspicious of Mike)
(Cuts to Mike in room wearing complimentary bathrobe. He's on the bed eating a large assortment of expensive food).
Chris: Well, I don't care! This is good! (he has a wide, blue stuff filled grin on his face.)
Act:4 Scene:4 (Cabaret)
(Sloan are sitting at a booth in the middle with there plates of buffet food.)
Jay: Ooh, I cannot wait for Sergei and Ron! (Very excitedly) They are like the kings of magic!
Andrew: Those are the two guys with the tiger, right?
Jay: Oh, yeah, that tiger is so cool!
(Lights go dim and lasers start shooting around.)
Chris: (Looks up from dinner) Wooo! (Gives sign of the devil)
(Sergei and Ron walk on to stage in matching white, heavily sequined outfits with matching headbands.)
Andrew: Hey, I didn't know Loverboy was playing too.
Sergei: (Heavy European accent) Hello, I am Sergei!
Ron: (Heavy European accent) And I am Ron! (Spins around and disappears in cloud of smoke)
(Sergei and Ron do some magic, the crowd applause them very enthusiastically).
(Suddenly there is a large crashing noise and the boat starts to tip back and forth. The crowd is screaming and running around.)
(There is a huge explosion from the stage where Sergei and Ron were).
Crowd member #1: Oh god! Not the magicians! They bring joy to the lives of so many!
(An army of evil robots enters).
Crowd member #2: Ah! Help! We're being attacked by cheaply made tin-can robots!
Evil Robot #1: Everybody shut up! (Raises raygun to the ceiling and shoots. Chandelier falls on top of somebody).
Chandelier Crushing Victim: Argh! My poor little legs! (Somebody throws a roll at him)
Evil Robot #2: Thank you! (To the person who threw the roll)
Roll Thrower: Don't mention it! Will you spare me when you enslave these fools in your underground mines? (Forces a shy smile)
Evil Robot #2: (whispers to Evil Robot #1) We have mines?
Evil Robot #3: No can do. (Shoots Roll Thrower)
Evil Robot #1: Everybody line up!
Jay: Oh no, I'm too cute to work in a mine! (Whining)
(Everybody lines up and starts marching)