Act:5 Scene:1 (Tropical island)
(Everybody is standing around)
Patrick: Okay, Mr Robot man, please tell me, why are we here, standing around?
Chris: Yeah, shouldn't we be doing back breaking labour? (Rolls are thrown at Chris by the crowd) Hey, gimme a break. It'd make more sense. (Throws arms it the air). I give up on you people!
Andrew: (Looks at the camera) Please bear with us here, if you want to blame somebody for this movie please blame the writer.
(Jay, Chris and Patrick are all holding tropical drinks in coconut cups).
Andrew: Okay, where'd you get those?! (crosses arms across chest)
Chris: (Realises he's drinking) Ah! (Drops drink)
Jay: Mmm, fruity (takes a big drink)
Chris: Jay, put that thing down! (Drinks disappear)
Patrick: (To Andrew) You're right, who writes this crap?!
(Robots walk up to Sloan with their equipment)
Robot #3: We were told to make you play...
Act:5 Scene:2 (Make-shift island stage)
(Sloan are playing. The audience is filled with people from the boat.)
(There are people dancing in the audience.)
(A B-Girl is breakdancing in the middle of the crowd.)
(A girl is Go-Go dancing on top of the speakers.)
(Suddenly everybody stops, including Sloan. The crowd turns around and separates. A Shady Figure walks through the crowd, followed by the Evil Robots. The Figure walks onto the stage. The Figure reveals herself.)
Mystery-Villain-Girl: (Softly)Hello...(dramatic pause)SLOAN!(Loudly)(Jay jumps back a bit, startled)(She starts to laugh manically)
Patrick: Erm...Hello?
Chris: Hey there! (Playfully punches her in the arm, she hisses like a cat. They all slowly back away).
Andrew: Um, (pauses) As an Villain isn't your duty to explain your motives?
Jay: Ooh! (Excitedly) Aren't you going to put us in some trap, let's say involving fire? (Looks at her cutely, hoping for the fire trap)
Mystery-Villain-Girl: What? (Annoyed look) NO! (Angrily) I just wanted to see my favourite band play (puppy dog look)
Evil Robot #2: (takes off fake head) Aw, c'mon boss!
Chris: What! (Angrily) Your Robots and cardboard! God, what type of two-bit operation is this?
Evil Robot #1: (Takes of fake head) Pretty nice job on the costumes, eh? We did the faux finishes ourselves. (Gloatingly)
Patrick: (Raises eyebrow) I am so disillusioned!
Andrew: Pretty anticlimactic (looks at camera) I told you, Blame the writer!
Chris: Well, I'd better be getting home (tries to think fast), I think the iron is on (pause) inside the stove (pause) which is on too (forces smile)
Mystery-Villain-Girl: Fine! (Angrily) Go home then, see if I care.
Evil Robot #3: C'mon, the 'copter's waiting over there.
Patrick: (under his breath) She probably bought it at Vanilla Ice's yard sale.
Mystery-Villain-Girl: I heard that! Don't think you're getting away after that comment! (Whistles)
(Three Kung Fu fighters run out of the bushes.)
Kung Fu Fighters: Eeee-ya! (Run towards Sloan. Sloan run frantically, tripping over each other).
(A helicopter with the words "Air Murphy" on the side comes from the sky and lands. The pilot is Matt Murphy of the Flashing Lights, he opens the door to let them in.)
Chris: Hey everybody it's my fake brother, Matt!
Matt:(Suavely) Good to see you, brother! (Smiles at the camera, gives a thumbs up)
(Movie pauses)
Flashes on screen: "ATTENTION: Matt and Chris are in to way, I repeat, NO WAY, related!!!"
(Movie starts again)
(They get in the Helicopter sit down and look back at the island and the people on it.)
(Fade to credits).
(credits stop)
Andrew: Whoa, wait a minute there, Cowboy, aren't we forgetting something?
Act:5 Scene:3 (Tropical beach)
(Mike is sitting in a chair, with a tropical drink. He is surrounded by island honeys waving palm leaf fans.)
Mike: Nope, you didn't forget anything. (Smiles, then laughs loudly)
(fades to credits).