Here are just a few links to pages that I like. I will continuously add links over time.
debrifield.com
Home of the "What Would Joan Jett Do?" T-shrit. Kathleen Hanna and Cree Summer shop here! You better buy your shirt before Joan Jett sues!
that dog.
That Dog! The greatest band in the world!
SandySkoglund.com
Sandy Skoglund is a wonderful photographer. This is her official page.
BBV customers are so dum
The title pretty much says it all.
TV Theme Songs
Love those old TV theme songs
You Can't Do That On Television Web Page
I was obsessed with this show as a child. I don't use the term "obsessed" lightly. If anyone out there knows where I can find episodes from 1981 or earlier, PLEASE E-MAIL ME!
Alasdair Gillis Fan Page
You know, Alasdair from "You Can't Do That On Television." He wasn't one of my favorites on the show, but it was the only other site relating to the show I could find.
Director File: Michel Gondry
Michel Gondry is my favorite director. He is mainly known for directing music videos, but he also directs commercials and movies. (He directed Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. His most famous videos are the lego video for The White Stripes and a ton of Bjork videos. You can download a lot of his videos at this site.
PrincessMelissa.com
It's Melissa's webpage from Real World New Orleans. She's so funny.
Complaint Station for Blockbuster Video
A place for Blockbuster Customers and Employees to fight with each other
Lego Porn
I love legos, but not like this. I promise...it's funny.
The Adventures of Pete and Pete
One of the best shows ever made. One of the strangest shows ever made. This is the show where I got my online name, just in case you're wondering. Check out the list of the guest stars that appeared on this show.
YourMom.com
This web site has a ton of your mama jokes divided into different categories (ie: Your mom's so fat, your mom's so stupid, your mom's so stank, etc.) I prefer the math nerd mom jokes.
The FBI's Top Ten Most Wanted
Someone out there, catch these fools. OK?!?!
The Hill Valley Preservation Society
This is a band that a friend of mine is in. (Jason, the drummer.) They play mainly 80's TV show theme songs, among them, "You Can't Do That On Television!" Awesome!
60 Minutes article on Synesthesia
Kandinsky had it. Nicholas Tesla had it. I have it! (I have the kind where you associate letters and numbers with colors.) Read about it here.
Magic Eye Picture of the Week
These are those 3D pictures where if you stare at them long enough, you'll either see the 3D image appear, or you'll go blind.
Weird Singing Horse Thing
There's these four horses, and you click on different ones to make them sing different things. It's kind of stupid, but kind of addictive, too.
The Man Song
This song is pretty funny. Some of you guys out there might not think so, but you'll get over it.
T.A.R.D. -- The Atlanta Roadways Digest
If you didn't already know, people in Atlanta can't drive. I know. Look at my wreck pictures. (By the way, the wreck was NOT my fault!) Anyway, the site makes fun of bad drivers and has pictures and video to back it up.
Cat Enema
I stumbled upon this page one day. It's a pretty funny tale of a man trying to give his cat an enema. Complete with crayon drawings of the day in question.
Bert Is Evil
This web site is devoted to showing to the world that Bert from Sesame Street is evil. They show pictures of Bert with evil people from throughout history, like Hitler and Bin Laden. Just look at all the pictures and get a good laugh.
The Deadly Follies of Stick Figure-Man and Family
If you don't already know, I find some strange things funny, and among them are those stick figure warning signs. That poor little stick man has a lot of bad days. This site has a large collections of those signs with funny commentary about each one.
Virtual Bubble Wrap
I love popping those bubble wrap bubbles. In fact, I used to work for a company that sold packaging supplies, and in the warehouse were huge roles of bubble wrap. It took everything within me to keep myself from running out there and popping every last bubble. But now, you can do it on line! Pop all the bubbles you want and click a button, and there's more! Yippee!
Terra Server USA
Type in any address in the United States, and this site will show you an aerial photo taken of that address from a satellite. It's some creepy stuff.
Gratuitous Squirrel Porn
If you are easily offended, do not click on this link. If you have a sick sense of humor like me, click away. It's so wrong to laugh at this stuff, but I can't help it.
Porn Star or My Little Pony
This site gives you a list of names, and you have to guess if it's the name of a porn star or My Little Pony. I only got 4 out of 12 right.
Rock Paper Scissors
If you get really bored and you have no friends to play rock paper scissors against, just go to this site and play against the computer.
The Mystery of Britney Spears's Breasts
I couldn't care less about Britney or her boobs, but this Flash movie does leave you wondering.
The Exorcist in 30 Seconds Re-enacted by Bunnies
Pretty self-explanatory, but also pretty funny.
Fat-kins Diet
Watch a little foul-mouthed cartoon squirrel go off on that Atkins diet craze. I love this squirrel!
Mr. Picassohead
Like Mr. Potatohead. Create your own Picasso-like painting with the given eyes, nose, ears, etc. Then, when you're done, view the gallery. It's amazing what some people can do. Makes my fake Picasso look like crap.
The Mondrian Machine
Similar to Mr. Picassohead. Create your own Mondrian-like painting just by clicking on the canvas. Very easy.
Blockbuster Slaves
This website is run by a former employee of Blockbuster. There's also a forum for Blockbuster employees and their customers to rant about policies/poor service. If you work at the good 'ol BBV, you should go here.
Clean the Room Game
Clean this dude's bedroom before his parents get home. It's funnier than it sounds.
Dane Cook
This is currently my favorite comedian. Anthony Clark is still my all time favorite, but he doesn't seem to be doing any stand-up recently.
The Wal-Mart Cart Crew
These guys push the shopping carts at Wal-Mart. Man, these guys like their jobs way too much. I like the picture of the cart that was hit by the "Terminator cart".
Pet Store Stories
I still can't believe that these customers bring in the carcasses of their dead pets asking for refunds! Way funny.
7-11 Mayhem
This guy has a mile-long list of things you can do to irritate your average 7-11 clerk. This guy's job is way worse than mine.
WRVU 91.1 - Vanderbilt University's Radio Station
I enjoy listening to WRAS 88.5 (Georgia State University's station) in Atlanta, but they don't have their station online. Vanderbilt does, and it's pretty good too.
ExplodingDog.com
This guy has some really interesting art. You send in a title, and he creates a picture to go with that title. I prefer the pictures from 2000
The Sassy Secretaries' Secret Society
This chick seems pretty cool. She has a site for other secretaries to come and vent about their jobs. It's not exactly like retail, but you still get just as many stupid questions from just as many stupid people.
BitterWaitress.com
This is one job I have never had and could never have. I would totally drop food on people. Like the above site, this is a place for waitresses (and waiters, I guess. Don't was to discriminate!) to complain about their jobs.
Tic Tac Toe
This guy created his own little online Tic Tac Toe game. Very clever.
True Porn Clerk Stories
This is some of the funniest stuff I've read in a long time. This woman's page is very similar to mine. The only difference is she works in a porno video store, and I think she's a much better writer than I am. Once again, this is another link that you shouldn't click on if you're easily offended.
20 Questions
This is the online version of a little hand-held toy that I bought called "20Q." This game freaked me the hell out the first time I played it. It asks you 20 yes/no questions about an object that you are thinking about. Then it guesses what you're thinking EVERY TIME! Well, almost everytime. I'll say it's about 95% correct. It's freaky. Try it!
Retarded Animal Babies
Retarded Animal Babies teach you the alphabet!
Chuck Norris Facts
OK. So they aren't actual Chuck Norris facts, but they are funny. For instance, "Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris."
