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Cartman - Trey Parker His full name is Eric "Fat Ass" Cartman...Well it should be! Eric Cartman can only be described as a dirty, foul mouthed, fat ass. However he claims that he is only big boned!!! His average weight is supposed to be around 90 pounds, except in Series 1: Episode 2 where he was huge after eating a miricale body toner called Beefcake. Quite simply eats loads of food. His favoutites include: Ham, salisbury steaks, chocolate, chicken pot pie, Happy Tarts, Snacky Cakes, Cheesy Poofs...which in my opinion describes him perfectly. He is always having flashbacks about his times in Nam' eventhough he wasn't even there! He owns a pot bellied pig, who appeared in Episode 5 of Series 1 where it has sex with an elephant and he also owns his mother, who will do anything she is "ordered" to as well as appearing in Crack Whore Magazine.

Kyle - Matt Stone His full name is Kyle Broslofski and he is Jewish. He likes, as most older brothers do, to torture his younger brother Ike. Eg.In Episode 1, Kyle plays his favourite game "Kick The Baby" in which Ike is used as a football. His mother is an American Mary Whitehouse and constantly complains about the TV, but that doesn't deter Kyle. Kyle is also foul-mouthed, but then all the characters in South Park are!

Stan - Trey Parker His full name is Stanyley Marsh. He is the star quarterback of the South Park Cows, his High School team and owns a gay dog?! He has a sister named Shelly, who beats him on various occassions. His father is the town geologist and his grandfather wants to die. He best friends with Kyle and in love with Wendy Testeburger, but is a bit nervous and chucks when he talks to her. His uncle, Jimbo, loves guns, and owns the South Park gunshop. Stan is the leader of the group but still finds time to be very insulting toward Cartman's weight and doesn't hesitate to say what he thinks.

Kenny - Matt Stone Poor Kenny's full name is Kenny McCormick. It is almost impossible to understand what Kenny is saying, although you can have a good guess! This is because his trademark orange hood is always covering his face. However, the others seem to understand him. Kenny dies every episode, sometimes even more then once an episode. See the ways here