"Everyone feels despondent at times ... and you are no exception. You are feeling so depressed because it seems that everything that could go wrong has gone wrong and you don't quite know which way to turn. So like the proverbial ostrich - you are trying"

Um...feeling depressed? I think right now I am happier than I have been in at least five years...possibly in all my life. Everything has gone wrong and I don't know where to turn? I have always ridden the tide where it takes me and more than ever, right now, I know RIGHT where to turn once I hit shore. Would just Love to see what else this said before it got cut off.

"You are very self-sufficient and methodical. You presume to know where you are going.. but need to find a person who will recognise the way you are ... not be too demanding and who is, as they say in Italy, "Simpatico;."

This part I actually do agree with.

"You are confined and trapped in a distressing or uncomfortable situation, and seeking some way out. Whatever you seem to do to resolve the problem hasn't worked out. Fortunately you are able to gain some aspect of relief from someone close to you...."

And this situation is what again? The fact that I'm an old craggy virgin? Hmm...perhaps, but I can only think of one way to resolve that situation and I obviously have never tried...'Aspect of relief from someone close to me'...i get handjobs from my neighbor?

"For some time now your hopes and expectations have been denied...and because of this you are becoming withdrawn and introverted.Continual disappointment has manifested itself in you becoming both suspicious and restrained...you have become withdrawn from"

Hopes and expectations? What that missus right is right around the corner? Please. Withdrawn and introverted? sorry but I've been introverted before I even wanted a girlfriend/life partner. Suspicious and restrained because of dissappointment...perhaps, but I hardly think missus right is the only hope and expectation I have...most of my hopes and dreams have already been realized. 

"At this time you don't particularly like yourself. Everything that you have tried to do seems to have gone wrong. This makes you feel that there is no point in trying to start again. Apart from being stressed and tense, you are angry with your-self and"

I don't like myself. Uh yeah, sure. Okaaaaaay. Everything goes wrong? Again...sure. No point in trying again...trying WHAT again? "everything I failed"? Puhleaaaaaaaze. Stressed, tense, and angry at myself? God they are trying to paint me as a gothic or something.

I could so just go off for a page about how I don't fit this profile, but i already wasted enough time on it.

So many ridiculous assumptions about me because of my choices in color. SO many unfinished sentences.

just retarded. 

current mood:  amused
current music: Chris Cornell 11.12.99 
 

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