AUDIENCE MEMBER: If you could keep him happy he wouldn't be messin' around! Maybe he cheated on you cause you ain't good enough for him.
PATSY: Not good enough for him?! Honey, there ain't a man on God's green earth who I ain't good enough for. Girl, you only wish you could look this good. (Stands up and starts prancing around)
(Crowd cheers)
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