old shit: i changed the index page so that it looks like i updated the whole page. but i didn't. heh heh. well, i did update this page a little bit, but nothing you'd call a career. let me put it this way - i have an extensive collection of name tags and hair nets. um, my eyebrow never got infected, which is cool. My hair is going to stay purple for a while to those who wonder to give my scalp and brains a chance to recover. Then when my hair is short and brown i might get mistaken for a TK instead of the sissy-fag that i am. But if you think of it for a long time, i'm pretty effin tough compared to some people. Like Richard Simmons maybe. click here to dig my old index page featuring my ugly mug.

Newd News: Thanks to my snooping-on-my-own-computer skills i've found some pictures that i guess wayne (my fake-dad) took with his digi-cam. click anywhere the you see the word pictures to look at them.

Boring stuff:

looking to buy a cap gun for yourself? they aren't as expensive as you might think. these days you can buy a good starter kit for under 4 dollars, including caps. here's the prices as i see them:

• Gun: more pricey one............$1.50.
• Caps: 160 on 8 rings............$1.50.
• Add some tax and stuff..........$0.50.
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• Grand total for these things....$3.50.

it's that easy. then you head to a crowded place and fire away. heh heh. but, um, i'm not responsible for when some cop thinks you have a real gun and kill you. i've seen it happen. honest.

i'd like to thank the following people for making this site possible:

thank you all for your hard work and commitment, i couldn't have done it without you. and that's the tooth. pun intended. *lmao*

here's some links to places that i think are pretty cool. maybe.

[lawnmowerracing - primusofficialsite - frankzappa - beautysnowboardmagazine]
[transworldsnowboarding - krappydinner - funpiercinggame - dammitbyblink182]