So tell me, how do you like your chicken?

Well as you have already figured it out, this page has some stuff that I think is funny. I subscribe to several amusing listservs and regularly check out some of the humorous newsgroups.

The Mona Lisa would be proud of you, no matter what you do.

THE CENTRE FOR THE EASILY AMUSED

Do you read the back of cereal boxes with earnest? Or comb the Sunday comics until you've found Waldo? You might qualify for admission into the CEA, the Centre for the Easily Amused. Here you'll find dozens of site gags from the folks at the CEA, plus hundreds of links to inane (but admittedly funny) spots on the Web. Take the CEA's poll, try your luck at the Amuse-o-matic 2000, and--as if they needed one--check out the Kung Fu movie parody.

You really should visit Squiffy's House of Fun! To get there, click on the Maple leaf....

Copyright Notice: Ice Nine Publications holds the copyright on all Grateful Dead Lyrics .....(the midi files on my pages) If you would like to hear the Grateful Dead song Franklin's Tower, click on the play button.

Franklin's Tower (Roll Away The Dew) (Hunter /Kreutzmann / Garcia)

Bad Cookie
Sure, many of us have played that absurd fortune cookie game in which we add the words "in bed" to the end of our prescribed fortune. But even that randy twist doesn't deflate the often bubbly, rosy text that greets us when we crack open the dessert. And it doesn't take a cynic to wish for a fortune with a little more teeth, a little more realism and grit. Enter not the dragon, but Bad Cookie, an online fortune cookie for the rest of us. Click the virtual cookie for gems like "Beware the dark, mechanical bird" or "You have little wit or energy," and suddenly, even your worst days don't seem so bad compared to the fortune this site predicted for you.

Chris White's Top 5

This is True

Top 5

Amused

Joke A Day

Oracle

These are a bunch of other ones.....
Art Bell Darwin Awards
Late Show With David Letterman's Top 10 Lists
Comedy Central
T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S.
Stick Figure Death Theatre:
Dancing Babies

COMICS! anyone?

Creator's Syndicate is much like United Media (http://www.comiczone.com/), Creator's Syndicate distributes several of the comic strips that appear in your local newspaper. In fact, Creator's Syndicate distributes fourteen comic strips including favorites such as B.C., The Wizard of Id, Momma and more.

You can find a complete list of the Creator's Syndicate's online comic strips by clicking on the "comics" icon on the Syndicate's main homepage, or by clicking here

Creator's Syndicate's Web site also includes an archive of editorial cartoons by Chip Bok (of the Akron Beacon Journal), Bob Gorrell (of the Richmond Times-Dispatch), and 1995 Pulitzer Prize winner Mike Luckovich (of the Atlanta Constitution). You can see these by clicking on the "editorial cartoons" icon or clicking here. This Web site also includes an archive of columns by Ann Landers, as well as opinion columns by Mark Shields, Susan Estrich, Robert Novak, and Tony Snow (although, the opinion columns seem to be temporarily offline).

Universal Press Syndicate's Web site has a _HUGE_ collection of online comic strips, including Calvin and Hobbes, Cathy, Doonesbury, Garfield, and Ziggy.

A complete list of these comics can be found by clicking on the word "Comics" at the top of the Syndicate's main homepage or by clicking here

The Syndicate also offers a pretty impressive collection of opinion columns and editorial cartoons

You might also want to check out Universal Press Syndicate's "Features" which Includes such well-known columns as Dear Abby (http://www.uexpress.com/ups/abby/index.html) and News of the Weird(http://www.uexpress.com/newsoftheweird/index.html).

These are the "Comic" sites mentioned up above......
Creator's Syndicate http://www.creators.com/
United Media http://www.comiczone.com/
Creator's Syndicate Comic Strips http://www.creators.com/comics/comics.asp
Creator's Syndicate Editorial Cartoons: http://www.creators.com/editorial/edit.asp
Universal Press Syndicate http://www.uexpress.com/
Universal Press Syndicate Comics http://www.uexpress.com/ups/comics/index.html
Universal Press Syndicate Features http://www.uexpress.com/ups/features/index.html
UPS Opinion Columns and Editorial Cartoons http://www.uexpress.com/ups/opinion/index.html
Dear Abby http://www.uexpress.com/ups/abby/index.html

I got the "Comics" stuff from TOURBUS

TOURBUS is an Internet mailing list brought by the team of Patrick Douglas Crispen, creator of the popular ROADMAP series and "Doctor Bob" Rankin, columnist for Boardwatch Magazine and author of "Accessing The Internet By E-Mail".
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One listserv that I subscribe to is "GodsHome JokeList" created by Adrian Gilbert
To join "GodsHome JokeList", send message to azeem@globalserve.net with subscribe in the body of the message.

Adrian also has a web page that you will find amusing. His web site is listed below.

Welcome to GodsHome Humor List
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