One Cold and lonely night A lonely Pirate Named Blackbeard(Adam Curry) went out sailing the sea. He looked for 3 fine young scallywags to start and band with. On his search he found 2 good young lads and a bastard who could never make it to practice. There names were Dan, Doug(the bastard) and Kyle (these are temporary names intill we can think of cool scallywag like names). They proudly called themselves the Scallywags. However they got sick of that name and found out it was used. Fed up with the bastard, the Scallywags violently fired Dougl and soon after changed their names. And thus concludes the Story of The Crew the Saddleheathens.
P.S. They're from Peoria, il
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