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Doug Free
Chorus: I... Wanna... Be /  I.. gotta.. be
        never come to play, sit around all day
        your a little bitch, listening to Fish
I... Wanna... Be /  I.. gotta.. be   Uh Doug Free!
        we don't wanna "punk it up", listen up, shut it up
        spray 'em with mace, puch 'em in the face
I... Wanna... Be /  I.. gotta.. be   Uh Luke Free!
         we fired doug over the phone
         we hope that luke dies all alone
I.... Wanna Be /  I.. gotta.. .be uh Duke Free!
behavior guitar courtesy of Johnny D.: All i wanna say is that i play guitar every day! i wake up comb my hair then grab my instrument and say come over i want to play soon will be rich soon will be famous fuck it all i just wanna play my guitar i have no talent i suck at sports on coolness go i like being in a band w/spikey hair, colord no hair face paint wit things
we dont play this, its just funny
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Bag o tricks-inspired by Jonny D
Your bag o tricks makes me turn white withyour shiney glue Aptiva works so goddam well it makes me want to spew By the time that I am thru your mom will not love you. Bag of tricks rain on me Jonny D. Dont be long carry on. If you want I'll punch you in the face make you wish that you was dead I'll lullibye you so violently you'll forever go to bed You'll stroke the strings forever more this riff'll be in your head The Pink Panther will eat your child with a side of side of bread
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Adam             Kyle            Dan
SociopathicSunday: hookers on the street wainting for someone to meet some fly guy with a car look to get her off you feet back at the crib she starts to undress looks in the mirror her hair is such a mess the night's almost over her job about done the man pulls out a pistol, she starts to run the man gives chase the woman dressed crued he pistol whips her face a bullet ensued he puts her in the trunk next to his cocain he starts up his car it begins to rain he pulls out of there like a bat out of hell a barge blows its horn a church rings its bell smiling contently with scratches on  his cheek and laughing cause thats the 3rd one this week he drags her in the woods with one thought on his mind to dig a hole and bury her in time
Scarred: When I look outside tormented tired I wonder why you could do this to me ravaged from the night before playing guitar to escape from reality beat the shit out of me others you dont know outside your world never watch me grow im sorry i feel this way im sorry to let you know
Chorus:  I dont know why your such a jerk your such a bitch you lie but you cant back it up you such a dits take a swing and youll miss were fucking through GET UP GET OUT I HATE YOU
"dont judge me" youd always cry you never ever realized just fuckin why I fuckin hated you go do what you do two words i got for you is ..."Screw you"  bitch dont bug me bitch dont fuckin pout youve had this coming.
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Hernandez: You always think that your so great, with that shiny horn pressed against your face. If you can do it you think no one can, but its just that no one has such a big head. 230 lbs. and not and ounce of good, i know you dont listen to me but you should. its not that your hopeless, its just that your pompous. Its just that you need a good old fashion ass kick.
and now i realize that.. I blew it (Hernandez) I blew it (Hernandez) Lets do this (Hernandez) Man to man hernandez. I should've wasted you when i had the chance.
So this is what its come to, we gotta fight. Here comes 130 lbs of might. The final straw, what made me so pissed was that I made the challenge yet i got called a wuss. I dont know who one the fight, all i know is this. I had you in a headlock till a cop made us stop.
You broke your own rule: no hits to the face.  Dont deny it Mr. Bruiser, your a big disgrace.                 
Dolex: If.. You...
Wanna take your wang out, do it on someone else's time.
Or please please PLEASE dont waste any of mine.
Richard Theres a place called teton rd. a back street that no one knows. Its a place where tires roll free, home of the game you want to see. now step up , grab a bat. throw it threw get on the attack. now get ready for a beating cuz here they come pissed off and feeding. Ringer-run for your life Ringer- prepare to fight Ringer- the tire rolls on Ringer- rolling in teton. Lets go back where no one knows not very far from teton rd. Its you and me, man to man. Its you and me in the final stand. Threw me hard on the mat. time to get up time to fight back. but the battle drew to a close, the tire hit me ruining my show. Bongo Rape-game of strength Bongo Rape- game so great Bongo Rape-test of fate Bongo Rape- o bongo rape Lets go in for another game. this time we're gonna play shoe rage. So much honor on one table, something that only few can handle. broken ends of pools sticks and infamous double hits. Never once a game so great. Divac Demolition seals my fate. Shoe rage- so fun to play Shoe Rage- its here to stay Shoe Rage- its not just pool Shoe Rage- is it for you?