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Computer Jokes
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Computer: Male of Female?
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike
English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 'House' for
instance, is feminine: "la casa",
"Pencil", however, is masculine: "el lapiz".
A student asked, 'What gender is "computer"?'
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups,
male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer'
should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four
reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine
gender ('la computadora'), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible
later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half
your pay check on accessories for it.
(THIS GETS BETTER!)
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('e
computador'), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they
themselves are the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little
longer, you could have gotten a better model.
The women won.
Tell this to all the smart women you know...and all the men that have a
sense of humor.
2.
Another Version of the Above
A language instructor was
explaining to her class that in French, nouns unlike their English
counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.
"House," in French, is feminine-"la maison." "Pencil," in French, is
masculine-"le crayon."
One puzzled student asked, "What gender is computer?"
The teacher did not know, and the word wasn't in her French dictionary
either. So for fun she split the class into two groups appropriately
enough, by gender and asked them to
decide whether "computer" should be a masculine or feminine noun.
Both groups were required to give four reasons for their recommendation.
The women's group decided that computers should be masculine ("le
computer"), because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but they are still clueless
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they
ARE the problem
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you'd waited a little
longer, you could have gotten a better model.
The men's group, however, concluded that computers should definitely be of
the feminine gender ("la computer"), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible
later retrieval
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending
half your pay check on accessories for it.
The men won ;)
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