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Jokes are jokes. They should not be looked for legal points in something that
is intended to be a laugh. One is a happier man when one stops analyzing a joke and just laughs at the statements' face value, because just like humans, their jokes can also be be smart or silly.

There are many kinds of jokes. Some jokes are completely regional (these jokes can be understood only by the people living in those regions, because they are based on the characteristics of that society); some are international (to understand these jokes one should know the characteristics of those societies); while some are specific subject related (to understand these jokes one should know the characteristics of these subjects); others are general which can be understood by anybody. This page lists some special jokes. Read them and decide whether they are really special or not.

Computer Jokes
Computer Jokes-1

Softwarism;    Medical technology;    A modern fairy tale;    About computer languages;    Life before computers...;     Installing a husband;
Computer Jokes-2
Why Bill Gates sold off Microsoft?      Bill Gates, Hell or Heaven?      Who is on First?     You are living in 2009, when..
Computer Jokes-3
Computer: masculine or feminine?;    

Doctor-Patient Jokes
Doctor-Patient Jokes-1
God, Bless My Doctor;    
Doctor-Patient Jokes-2
Fees for CAT scan;  Doctor, Doctor, Give me the news;    Help me, Please;    Medi-Claim;     The duck;  

General Jokes
General Jokes-1
Strength against age;    The Bathtub Test;    What, If I did not buy them?     Witness knows everything;
And you thought spam was bad...;     Am I marrying an atheist?     I will buy both of them;   Excuses, Excuses...;   
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Encounter;     Final exam;     What I am going to be?;   Who are you talking to?   My dog told me;
Your birthday matters;    
General Jokes-3
Some odd jokes;      If you love someone...;     Suspect ultimate: a cock's story;
General Jokes-4
Remedy for constipation;   You may try again;   CAT scan;   After I am gone;    Conversation in an elevator;     
General Jokes-5
Funny reply;   It is not the drink...;   Problem of hearing;   Store's policy;     Husband Store;     The buffalo theory;
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Business is business;   Three government contractors;   Caring with hair;    Rascals of the road;   What is your business?;
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The oldest profession;    Farmer John vs Mrs Farmer John;    What is money?     Welcome to Wall Street...
General Jokes-8
Dad at mall;     $ 10;     Management;    Death of a Salesman;      Energy drinking;   
General Jokes-9
Some clean jokes;     Some more clean Jokes;     Some Santa-Banta Jokes;  

Heaven and Hell Jokes
Heaven and Hell Jokes-1
Electric chair;   Opening a tea-stall between Hell and Heaven;   Taxi Driver's confessions; 
Sorry, I didn't recognize you;     

Heaven and hell Jokes-2
How hot is it in Hell?    Ducks in Heaven;    

International Jokes
International Jokes-1
The Americans and the Japanese;   Selection criteria of Indian Cabinet Ministers;    British hospitality...;
Offence meant to anybun and ebrybun;
   
International Jokes-2
National integration;   A Sardaar Jee in Saudi Arabia;    You are the expert;    A Sardaar Jee and a lie machine;     Where are you in India?
International Jokes-3
Oh, these Americans;     Who kissed whom?    You have two cows...    Who said men can't think quickly?
International Jokes-4
An American Prayer on Thanksgiving Day;    The Three-Kick Rule;     Know your state's motto;    Teacher arrested;
International Jokes-5
Modern Geetaa;     Kashmeer Belongs to Whom?;      Rules That India Lives By;      Five Surgeons;
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Indo-Pak Nuclear War scenario;    Some politically correct jokes;    How to beg more in London?
Concession for a member of Parliament;         
International Jokes-7
Why Ford and GM are losing?     Wall Street Jokes;     Newton and Rajanikanth;    
International Jokes-8 (Satyam Jokes)
Mr Ramalinga Raju's life in jail;    The greatest magician;

Marital Jokes
Marital Jokes-1
Short laughs;   Dating process;   Back from work;   Gifts;   Phone ringing;    Cooking;   
Marital Jokes-2
Italian girl;     I am a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world;      Anniversary mistake;   Why dogs are better then wives?
Marital Jokes-3
Before marriage... and after marriage;    Know the woman's vocabulary;    What a wife says... and what she means;
Marital Jokes-4
A 50th wedding anniversary;    A Father's father;    When you don't know what to say;    Heaven and Hell;      Buried upside down;  
Marital Jokes-5

You do the math;   Some other equations;    What is marriage?   
Marital Jokes-6
Thoughts of men;      Rules from men's side;    
Marital Jokes-7
Don't lie to your wife;    And then the fight started...;    Why God me beautiful?
Marriage Quotes
Some quotes about women;     About women;    God, please, make me woman;   

Religious Jokes
Religious Jokes-1
Dog's funeral;   Ice cream is good for soul;    Return it to sender;    Would you light my candle?    Where is God?
Religious Jokes-2
Dear Lord, hear my plea...;     Where is his hat?     Use your own dirt;    
Religious Jokes-3
Between two thieves;   Ride to Jesus;    Who needs the prayer now?;     Sunday School Funnies...;    No Such thing as free lunch...;       The third fall;  
Religious Jokes-4

Catholic Shampoo;     I am in the secret service;     Mom, What Are You Doing?      Who is up there? 
The lovely ten;     A Rabbi, A Hindu and a lawyer

Work-Related Jokes
Work-Related Jokes-1
Work place negotiations;   Game of mathematics;    Height or length?    Universal laws of the office;    Deadlock;      Circular;
Work-Related Jokes-2
The corporate language;     I want a raise;     A zoo story;     Did you read the memo?     Future CEO Material;
Salary theorem...;
Work Related Jokes-3
How to recruit the right person for the job?    How the IT Industry made it?    

 


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