Only in America

*Only in America ...... do drugstores make*
**the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.**

*Only in America ......do people order*
**double cheeseburgers, large fries, and ... a diet coke.**

*Only in America ......do banks leave*
**both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.**

Only in America ......do we leave*
**cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.**

*Only in America ......do we buy*
**hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.**

*Only in America ......do we use*
**the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.**

*Only in America ......do they have*
**drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.**