25 years ago......
A program was ... only a television show
An application was ... only for employment
Windows were ... something you hated to clean
A cursor ... used profanity
A keyboard was ... in a piano
Memory was ... something you lost with age
A CD was ... a bank account
If you unzipped in public you went to jail
Compress was something you did to garbage
A hard drive was a long trip on the road
Log on was adding wood to fire
A backup happened to your toilet
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
Cut ... you did with scissors
Paste ... you did with glue
A web was a spiders home
And a virus was the flu!!
But now everything has a different meaning - Times surely have changed