02 February, 2002 Well. There haven't been any updates here for a while.. that's because Omnigalaxos is busy and is the only one capable of working on the site. Well, Kyuzo is capable, but is so lazy that he might as well be Megadollarbrain or Al. The recent changes are courtesy of Omnigalaxos doing an intensive 2 week web design course, and most of the work has been done in Dreamweaver. While the Omniscient one prides himself on his HTML skills, dreamweaver has to be the way to go.
Well, enough verbiage on how great the O is.... lets talk about how pathetic and weak the others are.
Kyuzo- this former great is getting consistently worse, dropping more points than tabs now as his brain is literally fried with the cannabis. Megadollarbrain- well- he would be better only he works 79 hours a week and comes to the matches half asleep and used to driving a front-wheel-steer forklift. As a consequence his results are an embarrasment. He still beats Kyuzo and Al though. Al. AKA the Scheiße Meister, AKA The Unbearable Variable, is putting in his oar of damocles more often these days. It seems MacDonalds is letting him out on Sundays occasionally just so he can come over and ruin the game for everyone else. With Megadollarbrain becoming the new "Most Hated" player, Al is getting more chances, and is therefore actually getting some points.
Well, that's it for now. Stay sharp, and remember- anyone but Allan!
Essen Sie meine Scheiße, Omnigalaxos
18 August, 2001 It's getting close to the all out Omni-Death Monkey-Speed Mega-Breaking Multi-Match between Team Circuits and Allan's Friends. It will be interesting (if they ever turn up...) to see how we fare against some outside competition. Will they have some new moves we've never seen? Will they hve some secret shortcuts or powerups? In my opinion...no. They won't. But I look forward to being surprised.
30 July, 2001 I know- it's been a long time since the last update and our legions of fans are getting bored. Last night was another typical Sunday, with the whole gang present. The jibes flowed like sewerage from a dysentary ward, the driving was furious and the unknown/unseen/unwanted happened and Omnigalaxos was on 0 points when Al was on 1. The balance was quickly redressed and surpassed, with the Omniscient one getting 21 points to tie the game with Kyuzo- who, dare I say it, had a good run. As usual Megadollarbrain was somewhere in the middle, not good enough to win and not bad enough to be noticed. Check the taunts page for some more hilarity. 3 April, 2001 Due to a series of "Celebratory Incidents" the meeting for the 1st of April was "pushed Back" till the 8th. These aforementioned "Celebratory Incidents" included, but were not limited to one of which being, as it were, a dinner of celebration. Much money was spent, and a great vastness of food was consumed, with drinks, then bread and escargot, then mains followed by dessert and brandy, followed by coffee and a cigar for the mighty Megadollarbrain. Notable, in it incitude, was the boiling oil spilt repeatedly on Omnigalaxos, as he tried (unsuccessfully) to eat snails with bent snailing pliers. Much hilarity ensued, as the aforementioned Omnigalaxos screamed in pain from "Snoil" (snail-oil) which melted the flesh on his hands, arms and chest. 20 March, 2001 It has been decided that the midweek event will be postponed to Sunday. This Friday, however, Team Circuit Breakers will be getting together at a party. Following are the correspondances between team members discussing how best to 'enjoy' the party...
19 March, 2001 Due to circumstances, there was no meeting on Sunday the 18th. Another mid-week meeting may be planned or else it will be business as usual on the 25th. 15 March, 2001 Well, Last nights special "Mid-Week Mid-March Madhouse Match-up Meeting" race was Great.
Omnigalaxos lead from the start and continued to dominate the entire field for the night.
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