Banter 30-07-2001...

Some of last nights best calls.
"That's the gay calling the gay gay!" ...Kyuzo
"Have you seen how hairy he is? He's like a manboon, or manpanzee!" ...Omnigalaxos
"Mmm...Soylent Brown" ...Kyuzo
"He puts the G. A. Y. into gay!" ...Kyuzo

Banter 11-04-2001...

Transcript from recent interview with enormous huge circuit breaker king, Ben "King" Walshe.
reporter: 'Ben just how do you rate your opposition in the up and coming series?'
bw: 'Well its like this: i just don't rate them. (snigger)'
rep: 'I see. So you don't think Brad the Orange Rough will be an issue for you?'
bw: 'Well now, he thinks he is at my level but i merely keep up the charade to help him out of his depression'
rep: 'That's very decent of you.'
bw: 'Of course it is.'
rep: 'What about Cam the Green Intern, is he not a formidable rival for you? Is he not a fierce, challenging driver opponent, with nerves of steel and the experience of a wise master?'
bw: '...No, he's none of that.'
rep: 'Well there you have it folks, wise words from an experienced driver and breaker of circits. I guess this week's series will be no contest.'

Banter 22-03-2001...

oh my, Omnigalaxos, it seems Kyuzo is desperately trying to compensate for his completely feotal skills at circuit breakers by (and this is the part that saddens me) "talking the talk" and bantering us with his "geek-speak". it is truly a pity when a driver disgraces himself with such vehemence. the only solution, i guess, is to teach him a lesson on sunday.

Megadollarbrains top 10

1. You only didn't win because your car isn't properly driven.
2. I could see my clean sweep a mile off, could you?
3. The podium's for winners only but you're a winner of a different sort of race.
4. I thought that was you I saw falling behind.
5. It all comes down to luck, really, winning the entire series.
6. At the end of the day someone had to lose...and anyway, I won.
7. Oh sorry, did you want to win that race?
8. Man, that contest you were having for twentieth place looked pretty fierce.
9. I feel sorry for you, having to pretend to compete.
10. Its funny the way excellence and superior handling kind of combined to give me the win.

Omnigalaxos' top 10

1. Sorry guys...but it is MY playstation and I just have the practice....
2. Sun in your eyes, huh?
3. You drive like you have sex. Sloppy and over in 5 seconds.
4. I guess my wins come from experience...same as your losses.
5. This race. The Human race......You're last in both of them.
6. It's cute that you try to keep up!
7. Hey! We can't all win.
8. Nice try loser. loooo - hoo hoo hoo - hooooozer!
9. Back to the sandpit, crybaby!
10. Gentlemen, it's been fun. But my talents are wasted here.

Kyuzo's top 5 excuses for everyone else

5. We haven't been in the Army.
4. We're both slack-jawed faggots.
3. We've got lots of time to bleed.
2. Too much wanking has given me a sore wrist.
1. I can't see the road cos I bend over all the time.