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Report Card:Top 10 ways to get out of a bad grade

Top 10 ways to get out of a bad grade

10. I couldn't find a pencil to do the test
09. My teachers hate me
08. My cat pissed on my books so, I couldnt study...sorry
07. Make your mom a card and say the reason I failed the test cause I was making this card for you cause your the best mother in the world
06. Tell them the bad grade then say... Mom Dad I'm having some baby after they yelled and fighted for a few minutes, say Why are you so mad that my cat is having babys. They'll surly forget about the bad grade
05. I was helping a nun across the street and completly forgot about the test
04. I was looking at a pretty lady and couldnt keep my eyes on the test...but your the one told me about the birds and bees.
03. I couldnt study for the test cause some bodys bed was beating against the wall all night...I believe it came from your (mom & dads) room
02. I didnt think you was my real mother so I thought to my self why should I take this test if I'm
under false Identity that would be braking the law...I was doing it for you sakes
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01. I was in the lunch room and the bell rang to go back to class and when I got to the door a fat
lady got stuck and by the time I got some oil to sqeeze her out the test was over