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The Toilet According to a recent survey by The Wacky News Crew, a shocking 60% out of a total of 1000 students in Jimmy's school admitted that they have trouble directing their "bomb (shit)" into their intended target, which is the toilet hole. Most of them blamed improper training. This finding may seem too unbelievable but there is nothing to be embarassed about thanks to Meng Hui's Wacky Formula. Meng Hui's Wacky Formula can be used to count the chance of a "bomb" landing outside the toilet hole: Area where bomb may land, A= Distance from buttocks to hole / Force used to eject bomb from buttocks X Wind speed that happens before bomb is dropped (usually stinks) X p radius of bomb 2 Area of toilet hole, h= p radius of hole 2 Chance of landing outside hole= A / h X 100% Example of most bombing situations: If distance = 90cm Area where dropping may land, A = 90 / 3 X 0.5 X p 32 = 424.17 cm2 Area of hole, h = p 102 = 314.2 cm2 Chance of landing outside hole = 424.17 - 314.2 / 424.17 X 100% = 25.926%!!! No wonder why Jimmy is afraid to go to school. The toilet stinks because of the 1000 students, each one has 26% of decorating the toilet with hot chocolate cakes! If you haven't done so, you can visit The Principal's Office.
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Do You Know that there are many words that can describe the word
"shit"? 1.
defecate |
