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Welcome to my Red Dwarf Page! Here, you'll find information about the series, images, sounds, and MORE!

Just what the Smeg IS Red Dwarf? Well, first, it is a fabulously funny spoof of all those other sci-fi tv shows... Instead of the heroic captain and fearless crew, you get Dave Lister (slobmeister extraordinaire), Kryten, Arnold J. Rimmer, and a sapient cat! (Though some might argue that last point...)

Well here, let Holly, the ship's computer, explain...Holly

Holly: "This is an SOS distress call from the mining ship Red Dwarf. The crew are dead, killed by a radiation leak. The only survivors were Dave Lister, who was in suspended animation during the disaster, and his pregnant cat, who was safely sealed in the hold. Revived three million years later, Lister's only companions are a life form who evolved from his cat, and Arnold Rimmer, a hologram simulation of one of the dead crew."

All clear? Good... Now all you must do is find out which TV station NEAR YOU is playing Red Dwarf, and you too can laugh along with the foibles of the crew!

How about some character profiles? Pick one...


Here's a list of Space Corps Directives for you to peruse at your leisure!

Like the show? Like to drink? Then the RED DWARF DRINKING GAME is for you!

Read some of the plot inconsistencies... Things to make you go "SMEG!"

For a list of, and explanations for, all references to books, movies, famous people, and anything else you can think of mentioned in the TV series, check out the tv references list

The No-Aliens FAQ has a detailed explanation of why and how there are no aliens in the Red Dwarf universe

Ever feel lower than a scum-sucking mollusk? Interested in how many other fishy references are made in Red Dwarf? Swim on over to the Fishlist and see for yourself!

Scripts!! Series 1 through 7 are here!

Holly's Internal Image ARCHIVE

Holly's External Sound Bites updated
Okay, time for the legal stuff: Red Dwarf is most likely trademarked and copyrighted by Grant Naylor Productions and/or the BBC, and I am grateful (as all smegheads should be) that this show is running, and that such a wealth of images and the like are out there! Thanks mates!

Questions, anyone? In this section you'll find links to answer ANY questions you may have about the series...

Get some FAQ information here! You'll be glad you did!

Got a question which doesn't seem to be answered in the FAQ or the primer? Well, look in the Quietly Asked Questions (QAQ) List!

If you have a really obscure question that doesn't seem to be answered in any of the above, try reading the Rarely Asked Questions List (RAQ) to see if it gets answered there

Has all the time-travelling that the Dwarfers engage in left you feeling a little lost? Read the Red Dwarf Timeline and re-orient yourself.

Wanna join the Red Dwarf Mailing List? Get LOADS of info from this...

Here's a list of Red Dwarf links!

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