"I'd like to thank me for flying me airways""It must be the future""...thank you thank you, I'll go now""...tell me to stop acting like Richard Dryfus""...I'm a naked robot and even I know that's a fashion no no""Anyways Debbie's got this eye shad-Ouch, cut that out""Ow, now I'm warning you, stay over there"...Joel, I think Timmy is trying to kill Tom Servo!""..that only means one thing. I'm in charge""We're all out of toner""I am Torgo, I take care of the place while the master is away...""Mike I'm scared...Of what!?...""Torgo we'll stay the night and then tomorrow...""Oh, that's the playful side of Torgo right there..."Torgo sounds like the Devil"Frank, I'm out of the shower, I need you to towel me off...""Oh boy, they're traveling at speeds of up to 25 MPH""...I'm a trekkie""...how's that for evil, Ha Ha Ha Ha""You're the person in charge here Mr...""Tubular, shut up!""Oh boy, that was a turd wasn't it"Tom Servo gives what's in his underwear collection"I've got to say I've never been a big urkel fan""Uhhh, no, you're wrong""...aren't you glad you use dial, don't you wish Europeans did?""Oh my God my waffle, oh the humanity!""This looks like a job for weenie man...""Weird, that's what it is, weird""What do you want from us we're evil...EVIL!""What are you doing Mitchell?""Well here's the wheel and here's my...""...Go deep Ernie""Here's something my wife could use in the house, a man?""I put football pads on and just...""...we gotta get windows for this thing"...I'm from Wisconsin, I don't want to die"Wokachika"I'm feeling woozy, uh""In a wrong kind of way, sure"Yippi-ki-a Mammajamma""You know you want me baby"
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