"...I give not a crap for thee"
"Ah"
"I always did love you"
"I'm ashamed of my talk show"
"Seemed like a nice guy...at first"
"Need a new atlas? Come to Atlas King where maps rule"
"...provided that the attack is lame and poorly thought out and it's our gradmas"
"You know you want me baby!"
"More, more, I'm a bad clown"
"...sounds like a really crappy plan, but okay"
"Sessions presents Bald Gold"
"Why it's barney. You got to nip it in the bud Andy"
"Bad Touch"
"Woah, I don't want to see that, no, no, no"
"Yeah, lets slip away in the cover of afternoon in the biggest car in the county"
"...I could see you doing that."
"...have you tried Wondows 95 yet?
"...only meant to blow up that one thing, sorry"
"Booze helps parents care for their children"
"You were only a boy at the time, then you were a girl, now you are a boy again"
"Good morining this is Baragon starting our broadcast day..."
"Run, Ruth, run! Brilliant strategy, thanks Napoleon
"...gotta go now, buh-bye"
"Nothing runs like a Bulgarian car"
"Burn an old man, singe all his flesh off"
"Customer service, 24 hours...it takes you 24 hours just to pick up the stupid phone!"
"They gave him the captain dork costume by mistake"
"I'm chirpy the mutant hellbeast and I don't like..."
"...it's not you're fault you're a chunkhead"
"...Okay darling, but come as soon as you can. That's what I usually do"
"...to make contact, and other cold remedies"
"Oh darn it's copyrited"
"Corman, the barbarian!"
"Cowtipping gone horribly wrong"
"..Ben and Jerry's Cherry Garcia"
"And the crowd goes wild, yaaaa."
"Nah, you're a dumb ol' girl"
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