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Jason Alexander as George Costanza

He was born on September 23, 1959 in Newark, New Jersey. His real name is Jay Greenspan. His first performance was in a fourth-grade play as a Nordic explorer. He was so nervous that he threw up on stage. In spite of this experience, he went on acting. Throughout his years at Livingston High School, he performed in school theatrical productions. When he was 15, he adopted the nickname Jason Alexander.

In 1986, he got a role in the film "Mosquito Coast" and in 1990, he was a supporting actor in "Pretty Woman". He was part of the cast in many other films too.

He has appeared in "ER", "Everything's Relative" and "Favorite Son". In 1989, he was offered a role in the series "Seinfeld", becoming a popular character around the world. In 1993, he gave his voice to characters in the TV series "Aladdin". In 1994, he began voicing "Duckman", and in 1996 he voiced the gargoyle Hugo in "The Hunchback of Notre Dame".

   
   
  Some of his lines

Jerry: What is that, a Pez dispenser?
Kramer: Want one? Yeah, I just bought it at the flea market.
George: Hey, what goes on there, exactly?
Jerry: You don't know?
George: No, I-I-I know... I know...
Jerry: You think they have fleas there, don't you?
George: No...!
Jerry: Yes you do, Biff. You've never been to a flea market, and you think they have fleas there!
George: Alright, I think they have fleas there. So what...?

In "The Pez Dispenser"


George: I was spotting those raccoons...
Jerry: They were mailboxes, you idiot! I didn't have the heart to tell you.

In "The Glasses"


Jerry: So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen, you see an eclair in the receptacle, and you think to yourself, 'What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.'
George: No, no, no. It was not trash!
Jerry: Was it in the trash?
George: Yes.
Jerry: Then it was trash.
George: It wasn't down in. It was sort of on top.
Jerry: But it was in the cylinder.
George: Above the rim.
Jerry: Adjacent to refuse is... refuse.
George: It was on a magazine. And it still had the doily on.
Jerry: Was it eaten?
George: One little bite.
Jerry: Well, that's garbage.
George: But I know who took the bite. It was her aunt.
Jerry: Well, you, my friend, have crossed the line that divides man and bum. You are now a bum...

In "The Gymnast"


George: There's nothing to talk about.
Jerry: Ah, what's there to talk about?
George: Well, at least you and I are talking about how there's nothing to talk about.
Jerry: Why don't you talk with her about how there's nothing to talk about?
George: She knows there's nothing to talk about.
Jerry: At least she'll be talking.
George: Oh, shut up.

In "The Stand-In"

 

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