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Sweat for Me Duncan
Location - Spain. Condition - hot and sweaty,
although someone's removed most of his chest hair for
no good reason. Maybe this clone had a dust-up with
his barber when he went for a shave. Wearing - well,
it looks like either a nappy or a plain tea towel to
me. Comes with massage oil, a large brazier of
glowing coals, a sauna at maximum volume, water in a
wooden bucket with a dipper. Special skills - this
clone has read and mastered the Kama Sutra and is
just waiting for a willing female partner.
Greaser Duncan
You'll get chills, that start multiplyin'. You'll
lose control. Cause the power he's supplyin' -- it's
electrifyin'! If you're filled with affection you're
too shy to convey, meditate, in his direction, and
feel your way. Yes, if you need a man who can keep
you satisfied -- that will prove that your faith is
justified -- Greaser Duncan is the one that you want!
Comes dressed in tight black jeans, black t-shirt and
black leather "T-Birds" jacket. Caution:
Quickenings of this clone are greased lightnin'.
Diva Duncan
Who's the pretty girl in that mirror there? (What
mirror, where?) Why it's Diva Duncan, chewing on the
scenery and rewriting William Shakespeare! Enjoy a
unique evening of live theatre and then have a dish
session afterwards over coffee. Note: No
matter how long it takes you to get ready for a
party, this model will take at least another 45
minutes. Be prepared to wait.
Professor Duncan
For all those students that have ever had a crush on
a professor -- here is one worth your notice! More
than happy to give you an A for his class, if you
deserve it, and more than willing to find something
for you to do for extra credit. Comes with trunk of
weapons and armour and just loves to model it (as you
can see by our picture). A firm believer your
learning experience should be a hands-on education.
Caution: be on the look out for and avoid dogs
around this clone.
Y Front Duncan
It is night-time. Duncan is getting ready for bed.
He is wearing his nice
new, crisp white Y fronts which he bought from a
recent trip to 'Marks and
Sparks' back in dear old Blighty. He wraps his silk
robe around his
otherwise naked body. This clone does best in
subdued lighting, may be
bought with or without the lamp. For a modest extra
charge we supply the
bed, silk sheets and massage oils. Mugs of cocoa can
be purchased when you
have this model gift-wrapped.
Little Duncan on the Prairie
Feeling romantically inclined? Have a try at the
Little Duncan on the Prairie model! A lighthearted
one, with the "fleur bleue" touch that has already
made thousand of women yield to his charms. Including
tight-fitting pants but loose white shirt (loose
enough to easily get it off the clone), this clone is
absolutely perfect for picnic days. His arms, as warm
and soft as
a teddybear hug (but you know you can do much more
things with this clone...), will make you realize
that, finally, you may just need a hot summer
afternoon in Prairie Duncan's arms to believe in
heaven.
Hey, wait, it's not finished! To
deserve his name, this clone must have other
interesting skills, don't you think? And you're
right! Ever dreamed of fresh fruit and vegetables?
Ever thought about a fresh strawberry pie, but
without having to care about growing the fruit?
Prairie Duncan is here! His HLGardener™ special
program will make wonders in your plantations! Little
Duncan on the Prairie package includes a gardener
apron, straw hat, shovel, gloves, rubber boots, as
well as a cute little basket. Seeds are to be bought
separately.
Note: on special request and for a very low
price, your Prairie Duncan clone
can also be equipped with the HLCarpenter™ program.
Just ask your Clones R Us representative for more
information.
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