DUNCAN MacLEOD
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Handyman Duncan
Tim Allen move over -- Handyman Duncan is here! This clone has not met a home repair job yet he won't tackle. Get someone in? NEVER! It's so much more fun to do-it-yourself. Since he is an authorized Handyman Duncan, he comes with the right tools and he knows how to use them. See our Clone Sets pages for a special deal on this clone in a set with Handyman Methos (a winning combo!)
Culloden Duncan
You've seen the picture. You've seen the poster. Many of you HAVE the poster! Well, now you can have the clone too! Imagine, now it will not just be a poster of Duncan glowering at you 24 hours a day it will be the real thing in person (or in clone)! Caution: this clone has the tendency to be in a disagreeable mood all the time.
Evil Duncan
Dark Quickening
Dude
Do you like your men with a dark side? Well, they
don't come much darker than this. As devilishly
handsome as the contemporary model, this one comes
with a penchant for treachery. He might just be the
man to make all your darkest fantasies come true. Comes with single gold hoop
earring.
Warning: the manufacturer does not take
responsibility for any violent acts this clone may
perform. Such acts part of the basic model design and
are not a design flaw. Caution: has a tendancy to blink on and off for no apparent reason.
Bath Time Duncan
This clone's favourite saying is "You scrub my back
and I'll scrub yours" and can be counted on for hours
of good clean fun. Accessories: Rubber ducky, bubble
bath, white robe. Other clothing sold separately.
Note: should clone become pruney simply remove
from tub and let air dry.
Bath Time Duncan
Second Edition
Our original Bath Time Duncan proved so popular we
have added a new edition!
Just add warm soapy water to the tub (provided) with
or without bath salts. Hair down to shoulders.
Squeaky clean. Can play hunt the rubby duckie and
find the loofah as long as you please. Bottle of baby
oil provided to stop all that nice skin from getting
to wrinkled from long exposure to water.
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