DUNCAN MacLEOD
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Mountain Trekker Duncan
Care for a walk in the wild lands? Ever dreamt of
awakening at the singing of birds and/or Duncan
washing himself in the nearest wild river? Then try
Mountain Trekker Duncan! Created on the basics of
Classic Contemporary Duncan, this model is a special
limited series including, among its already numerous
qualities, the wonderful HLTrek™ option. Don't know
how to make fire, how to hunt, which wood berries are
edible, or how to build a tent? Don't worry, Mountain
Trekker Duncan knows all of this for you. Let
yourself allow the comfort of a luxury clone model:
try the Mountain Trekker Duncan. It is not just
trekking. It's first-class trekking. You won't regret
it.
Chef Duncan
Stuck for something to serve for that next dinner
party? Or just like to eat good food but don't have
the time or the talent to cook it? This clone is just
what you need then. Just as at home making dinner for
20 as dinner for 2 this clone will make you a meal
you'll never forget and look so CUTE doing it it
would not matter if it tasted like dirt. Comes with
apron, chef hat, wire whisk and his own set of sauce
pans. Other clothing sold seperately for the more
modest customers or for when you are entertaining
your mother. But for those intimate dinners for 2, we
suggest you try dressing him in just the included
clothing. Caution: has an abnormal craving for
orange juice, so keep plenty on hand.
Medic Duncan
If you are less than graceful
and can manage to trip over your own feet or fall
upstairs then this is the clone for you. He is able
to tend most minor wounds and comes equipped with a
first aid kit in case the "kiss it and make it
better" approach does not work. The excellent bedside
manner is an added bonus with this clone.
Chess Playing Duncan
Mate in four. Be like Alice through the looking glass
and turn from a pawn into a queen as Duncan takes you
gently in his hand. Deep concentration, the ability
to move slowly, yet decisively and unbeatable
horizontal strategy all come with this clone. Tremble
as he gently arranges the pieces on the coffee table
readying them to be played with. Be aware that this
game can go on for hours, days...even weeks and
months if the players have the staying power to see
it through to the end. You may find yourself having
to wear either white or black (maybe red) at first to
catch this clone's attention, but once he focuses all
his powers of concentration on you, it will prove
most satisfactory. Comes with his own chess set,
rules of engagement and winning strategies. Table
rocks can be thrown in for a modest extra charge,
along with a bottle of wine.
Native American Duncan
This model has the skills necessary to make a living
in the wilderness for himself and you. Given to deep
introspection, he still is a very loving and capable
model of a clone. Rides, hunts, fishes and builds log
cabins easily, all before supper! Get yours today!
Late 16th Century Duncan
Wears - full Scottish MacLeod plaid, with a tendency
for anachronistic white spandex thingummies
underneath. Billowy white shirt. Hair - right down to
his bum (as Brits would put it!). Rides around on
horseback through woodland a lot. Good at mounting
and dismounting. Understands about wearing skirts and
having a good comb handy. Loves trees, horses and
showering al fresco in handy waterfalls.
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