DUNCAN MacLEOD
Highlander Clone Line
Page Five
Waterloo Duncan
My, my! Try to hold yourself back from this Duncan, but he is
stronger. Your only chance is to give up the
fight and to not refuse. But you will feel like you
win when you lose. You'll be defeated, he'll win the
war. But he will promise to love you for ever more.
You won't be able to escape, even if you wanted to.
Your fate is to be with him. Surrender. Finally face your Waterloo.
Desert Duncan
Revisit the excitement and romance of Valentino with Desert Duncan. He'll swoop down and carry you off to his tent to enslave you with his passion. Sigh. Comes equipped with horse (Arabian of course), tent, and desert wardrobe. Be prepared to get carried away.
Disco Duncan
Looking for a Mac clone with less angst? This one's
for you! Relive the '70's with this carefree, party
till you puke, polyester clad clone. Preprogrammed
dance ability enables him to help you relearn the
Bump, the Hustle, the Robot and many more! Comes
with short "road kill on my head" hair style for easy
maintenance. Bow tie included. Warning:
Removal of his watch will cause permanent pout
syndrome and will void the warranty. Extremely
limited quantity, order now!
Wild West Duncan
Rough and ready, and packing one mean shooting iron! This clone model is confident and always gets his man. Like your clone to be a real man? You can't go wrong here. Rides, shoots and looks good doing it. Comes with various firearms and a really cool saddlecoat.
Sacrificial Duncan
The not-quite-ready-to-be-a-martyr model. Bound but most definitely not gagged, this model has the bare chested look down pat. Get one of these for your own personal sacrificial altar and have fun letting him elude your ceremonial attack over and over again.
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