METHOS
Highlander Clone Line
Oh Woad is Me Methos
Bronze Age Methos
He may have been "Death on a Horse," but this model Methos seems tired of spending time with the Four Horseman. Many times he seems off in his own world, perhaps formulating some devious plan. He has been heard to mutter after conversing with Bronze Age Kronos "Life, don't talk to me about life. ... I get a headache just thinking down to your level." (oops sorry wrong story) So if you are wanting the Bronze-Age look without the nasty attitude, this may be the clone for you. Some cheering up is definitely required.
Master Methos
Tired of the hassles of modern life? Try our deluxe Master Methos Clone. This clone will simplify your life in ways you would never have imagined. Uninvited guests or creditors knocking at your door? No more - this clone has no qualms with killing. In fact, he thrives on bringing death (and he's good at it). Not sure what your boss is expecting from you? No more -- Master Methos will tell you exactly what to do or tell your boss where to go. Warning: not following his instructions might be hazardous to your health.
Term Paper Mill Pierson Methos
This clone is computer literate and left his conscience behind him long ago, perhaps in San Francisco along with his heart. It matters not where; the point is he can create amazing papers on short notice. Vomitoriums and all other affairs Roman are a speciality, as is also the history of the making of beer and the occurrence of unusual, isolated lightning phenomena. If he doesn't know something, he knows how to make it up and then alter the historical record so that it will seem true! Physically highly versatile, with a small wardrobe and a skinny, flexible, graduate student body that takes up very little space wherever or however you might decide to place him. Ideal back-to-school gift for a college student with an efficiency apartment, a limited budget, very few scruples, and a great unconventional imagination.
"Doc Adams" Methos
Modern
Prometheus Model
This hedonistic clone is a must have for those interested in little more than partying. He never arrives at a friend's house without some form of mood altering substance. He is well versed in poetry and
has written a book. He is, however, more interested in one-on-one situations than indulging in a menage-a-trois.
For the ultimate in party attire, this clone is also sold in a boxed set with Lord Bryon (see our clone sets page). Casper the Goat available upon request at a nominal additional price.
"Doc Benjamin Adams" Methos
Indiscretions Model
This doctor, who makes housecalls, is a rare find. He seems to prefer to come during the evenings when significant others are not at home. Although he may seem compassionate, he will not stick around when things get rough. A definite love 'em and leave 'em type.
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