METHOS
Highlander Clone Line
Page Four
Handyman Methos
Doctor, lawyer, Indian Chief, carpenter, plumber and painter, this guy does it all. Save money and buy this clone in a set with our Handyman Duncan. See our Clone Sets page for details.
Just a Guy Methos
While having an amazing intellect that he denies he has, and denouncing his wisdom, Just a Guy Methos is apparently color blind. Proving that he really IS "just a guy!"
Worried Methos
This clone worries about everything. Whether he's going to make Watcher of the Year or whether Duncan's going to steal his car and cut off his head, to boot. Best kept away from Evil Duncans, this clone sticks his nose in when he really should be off in Bora Bora.
Marcell Marceau Methos
This clone is guaranteed to liven up any party. Watch him as he makes you believe he's trapped in a box and can't get out. He is the ultimate in charades and can even do Pictionary in a pinch. This clone comes complete with Mime gear. Note: the management will not be held responsible if this clone will not shut up!
Methos in Love
This man will drive you to distraction pining about the "what if's" of love. Needs a word of encouragement and a nice glass of wine, but it so charming if you are fortunate enough to be the object of his desire! After five thousand years, you think this guy would have a little more confidence that this!
"Go Ahead, Make My Day" Methos
Even peace loving, scholarly immortals have really bad days. This clone is great if you have to stand in line at the DMV or any other long line! He's also great on days when you have PMS and are just in a piss-poor mood. With his dry wit and really big sword, he'll bring a smile to your face as he scares away the meter readers and know-it-alls in your life. His sarcasm will make telemarketers and collection agencies think before they contact you again. Order this clone and your life will be serene once more. Just be sure to have some good scotch on hand and be prepared to listen to stories about the Spanish Inquisition!
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