Richard Garfield vs. Bill Gates (Sept. 6)
Part 2

Dana Scully (Sitting next to Mulder): *Stands up* Mulder, you're crazy! *Punches him out and sits down*

Prince Saturn Warrior: And Mulder is unconscious. Looks like we already know the results of our October fight. I've never seen anyone act that way over a cell phone before. Have you, Lady?

Lady Lita: Yes, just now.

Richard Garfield: What are you going to do with it?

Tom Wylie: Just paging a few friends to come over and help.

Richard Garfield: You fiend!

Lady Lita: And Richard slaps Tom into a full nelson headlock. Unfortunately for Richard, Tom is still tapping his cell phone pad. And while Bill Gates and Sailor Moon struggle to get up, Prince Saturn Warrior is in the audience with some viewer comments. Prince?

Prince Saturn Warrior: Hello, Lady. I'm sorry, but there are no viewer comments as of yet. Um, wait, there is someone here in the crowd who has something to say. Hello, and what's your name.

Megabyte: Hello, I'm Megabyte, and I think Tom's side will win.

Prince Saturn Warrior: Why?

Megabyte: *pager goes off* Because I'm helping him. *Jumps into the Arena.*

Prince Saturn Warrior: Well there you have it. I'll be back in the announcer's stand in a bit. Lady?

Lady Lita: Thank you, Prince. Well, Megabyte, the big bad virus from ReBoot, has entered the Arena.

Prince Saturn Warrior: I'm back.

Lady Lita: What took you so long? And Megabyte has extended his claw and is now holding it to Richard's neck. He takes a swipe and...

Prince Saturn Warrior: Oh! A flying rose shatters Megabyte's claw.

Lady Lita: Three guesses as to what that means. *Tuxedo Kamen music starts playing*

Sailor Moon: Tuxedo Kamen!

Bill Gates: Do you always have to say that when he's around?

Sailor Moon: Yes.

Tuxedo Kamen(On top of announcer's booth): Nobody likes a greedy virus, especially not dogs. And you are a rather filthy one, Tom!

Tom Wylie: What?

Lady Lita: Same here. But hold on, Tux's rose appears to be leaking!

Prince Saturn Warrior: Oh my. His rose hit the water main! *Water gushes out of the hole the rose made, drenching Richard and Tom and launching the rose out of the arena.*

Lady Lita: For damaging the water main, you must pay! *Presses a button. Tux is sent flying into the Arena by a giant squishy mallet.*

Tuxedo Kamen: Wheeeeeeeeeeeee! *Lands on Megabyte.*

Lady Lita: I don't thing Tom can withstand that headlock much longer.

Prince Saturn Warrior: Oh! Tom flipped Richard over and now has him pinned.

Lady Lita: But what's this? Sailor Moon has grabbed a rose from Tux's pocket and has now proceeded to jab Bill with it!

Bill Gates: Ouch! Ooh! Ah! Jeez!

Sailor Moon: Take that you jerk! Windows 98 my boot!

Bill Gates: *Steals the Cutie Moon Rod.* Got your wand! *Starts beating Sailor Moon over the head with it.*

Lady Lita: Oh dear!

Prince Saturn Warrior: Oh my!

Sailor Moon: Oh! Hot dogs!

Lady Lita: And Sailor Moon jumps out of the arena to consume a few hot dogs.

Prince Saturn Warrior: A few thousand more likely. And look here comes Bill pursuing her!

Megabyte: I'm gonna punch you out you caped freak!

Tuxedo Kamen: Not likely!

Prince Saturn Warrior: Tux just whiped out a boom box and has stick in a cassette.

Tuxedo Kamen's boom box: Care Bears Countdown, 4-3-2-1!

Lady Lita: It appears to be a tape recording of the Care Bears' theme song!

Megabyte: NO! NO! MAKE IT STOP!

Richard Garfield: What's going on with that cloud there?

Prince Saturn Warrior: It's the Care Bears flying down in their cloud cars!

Lady Lita: How cute! They're landing, and now they're holding hands and looking at Megabyte!

Care Bears: Care Bear Stare!

Megabyte(being bombarded with the bears' chest energy): NO! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU GENITALIA LACKING LITTLE FREAKS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Lady Lita: And Megabyte has been disintegrated by the Care Bear stare.

Prince Saturn Warrior: But look! Tom Wylie has got up and he has a flame thrower!

Tom Wylie: Die you cream puffs! Consider yourselves errata-cated!