On the one hand, it was a truly spectacular sight, 40 feet across and 300 feet deep. On the other, it looked much very like any other Lava Pit.
I walked around a bit meditating, trying to achieve Satori. (The Callisto version is not nearly so peaceful as the Zen version, go figure.)
As I approached the edge of the Lava Pit, it occurred to me that the Goddess might be with me, so naturally I stepped back pretty darn quick (ok, we are talking Olympic speed here).
GC: (evil grin) "You know if I had been with you, it wouldn't have mattered how far away from that ledge you were."
MM: "It's nice to be loved."
It struck me that something was missing. Unbelievably there was no monument to commemorate this spot! So being a scribe...
GC: "A bard."
So being a Bard, I took out my trusty laptop. (Apparently the Goddess, while not seeing fit to give me food, warm clothing, or matches, thought I should not be without it.) And began writing:
GC: "That sounds kind of familiar. Are you sure you didn't plagiarize it from somewhere?"
MM: "Why Goddess, I am shocked."