Viva Las Vegas

Finally, I thought, those blasted Olympics are over. Now maybe I can get some peace. (LOL, I don't even bother to look around...if LOL by myself is the most obvious indicator of the stress I am under then I figure I am in good shape)

GC: (materializes) I have been working very hard lately Bard.

MM: (*you* have?)

GC: (arching an eyebrow) We are going on vacation.

MM: (we?!)

GC: Yes - WE. Where would you like to go?

MM: (blink)

GC: No.

MM: I didn't even say anything yet Goddess.

GC: Ooops, jumped the gun. Go ahead.

MM: (blank stare)

GC: Well?

MM: (sigh) Jama...

GC: NO! (LOL)

MM: (rolling my eyes)

GC: Oh bard, this is going to be so much fun!

MM: Where are we going?

GC: Las Vegas of course!

MM: But Goddess, I live in Las Vegas so it won't really be a va..... (sigh) when do we leave?

GC: That's the spirit! (hands me a list) You better get started there's lots to be done before we go.

The list
1. Pack for two fun filled weeks in Las Vegas
2. Pack for me too
3. Sharpen and polish my sword and daggers
4. Purchase Plane tickets
5. Make Hotel reservations
6. Call Avis and rent a car
7. Go to Bank (ATM withdraw & Travelers Checks)
8. Pick up Hudson - pack for her too
9. Clean my apartment - I hate coming home to a dirty place - clean yours too
10. Purchase Sony Watchman, for the plane

MM: (I hate vacations)

GC: What was that?

MM: Why are we taking a plane Goddess, can't you just will us there?

GC: Of course I could just will us there. That's not the point. This allows quality time. Gene said that it's very important for a Goddess to spend quality time with her bard.

MM: (oh you're going to pay Smolko, you're going to pay)

GC: Actually, the trip is on me. But perhaps you are right, Gene should pay. It was his idea after-all.

MM: (blank stare) (looking over the list) uhm...you can't take your sword on the plane Goddess. They won't allow it.

GC: (blank stare)

MM: They'll think you're some kind of terrorist or something.

GC: (blank stare)

MM: Anyway, if this trip is for quality time, why is Hudson coming with us?

GC: (blank stare)

MM: (sigh) Will Hudson be the only one coming with us?

GC: (contemplating) You may bring one person.

MM: (blink)

GC: No! (lol) Oops jumped the gun again.

MM: Who may I bring Goddess? (it's just easier that way)

GC: (contemplating) Not matt.

MM: (pout)

GC: Look. This is a vacation. I don't have time to deal with YOUR insanity much less that of your twin...and the two of you together, forget about it. Why don't you bring that other one?

MM: What other one?

GC: You know that chick from Alaska.

MM: (blank stare) Chick, Goddess?

GC: I have been reading up on Las Vegas culture, didn't I use it right?

MM: Yes but I don't think Trancer would appreciate it.

GC: Why not?

MM: Because she is not a chicken.

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