Viva Las Vegas

part two


Melissa was walking down Callisto Street, muttering to herself...something about Pat Sajak and corn stalks...we don't ask...Gene won't even ask...heck the Goddess herself is a little frightened ...Anyway she is headed towards the First National Bank of Cirra when she looks up and sees Trancer and Matt hanging out on the street corner. For a split second Melissa thinks about calling Chief Jeff, if there was one thing that really ticked the bard off it was loitering. But instead, she ducked her head and crossed the street.

TR: Hey! Not so fast there Missy.

MM: (rats!) What do you want? And don't call me Missy.

TR: Rats? (Gods she was a strange one) Where are you going in such a hurry?

MM: I am not the strange one.

MP: That's right I am. (DoH!)

MM & TR: (block head)

TR: Jinxed buy me a coke.

Well they laughed and laughed about that one. Thereby proving our theory that while the oddity twins were indeed...odd, the odditity triplets were just plain weird. Finally once the laughter died down, Trancer asked once again where Melissa was going. So the Bard attempted to send the thought to one triplet but not the other. Unfortunately being new to the whole world of split telepathy, things didn't quite work out the way she had intended. While Trancer heard, Laveg, Matt heard - sas.

TR & MP: What?

MP: Jinxed buy me a coke.

Oy. (collective eye roll)

MM: I am going to the bank to get dinars, because the Goddess has decided to take a little Las Vegas vacation. And of course she can't be without her remote control for five seconds so...

MP & TR: VEGAS VACATION! (at last being related to the bard was starting to pay off)

MM: eh-hem. If the two of you will stop doing that little happy dance for a moment, I have some good news and some bad news.

MP & TR: (tone the gig down a bit, but really what with those disco pants they were wearing it was physically impossible to stop)

MM: Trancer gets to come.

TR: Whoo-Who!

MM: Matt, Goddess says you can't join us.

MP: Whoo-Wh....wait. What did you say?

TR: So what's the bad news?

MP: (scowl) (attempts to make little Hercules eyes)

MM: Matt, I'm sorry there's nothing I can...stop it. (sigh) Ok but you'll have to ride in the luggage.

MP: Ok. (with a bit too much excitement for our comfort)

MM: And you got to take the Goddess shopping for some new threads.

MP: ok.

MM: And you have to do what's on this list (rips off the top five things from GC's to do list and hands it to Matt)

MP: ok.

MM: Alright then, I will meet you guys at the airport.

TR: For the last time, I am not a guy!

MM: Whatever.


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