- Airplane skin doesn't wrinkle as badly.
- Airplanes don't take forever to warm up.
- Airplanes like to do it inverted.
- It's easier to get 'trim' in an airplane.
- You can keep an airplane from stalling.
- Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a
switch.
- An airplane won't slap you for being a 'bush
pilot.'
- You don't always have to be on top to ride an
airplane.
- An airplane doesn't ask you to put on a raincoat
before entry.
- An airplane's thrust to weight ratio is higher.
- You can easily leave an airplane before sunrise.
- Airplane exhaust fumes smell better.
- Airplanes lose weight faster.
- An airplane does not get mad if you 'touch and
go.'
- An airplane's performance is seldom hindered by
weather.
- An airplane will not get mad if you ride someone
else's airplane.
- An airplane's cockpit is cleaner.
- You can calculate the peak performance of an
airplane.
- An Airplane is easy to roll over.
- You can still activate a fifty year old airplane.
- Up to five people can ride in the cockpit of an
airplane.
- Airplane's last longer.
- Airplane's don't droop after many years.
- You can always tell when an airplane is going to
give out.
- An airplane moves when you tell it to.
- An airplane will kill you quick . . . a woman
takes her time.
- An airplane does not object to a preflight
inspection.
- An airplane will let you use your dip stick
anytime you want.
- Airplanes don't make you 'pull-out' to eject.
- You can change the looks of an airplane.
- Airplanes come with manuals.
- A 747 can keep you up for 14 hours.
- Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits.
- When you put fuel into an airplane, it does not
spit it out.
- Airplanes curves never sag.
- Airplanes last longer.
- Airplanes don't get pregnant.
- You can fly a airplane any time of the month.
- Airplanes don't have parents.
- Airplanes don't whine unless something is really
wrong.
- You can share your airplanes with your friends.
- If your airplane makes too much noise, you can
buy a muffler.
- If your airplane smokes, you can do something
about it.
- Airplanes don't care about how many other
airplanes you have flown.
- When flying, you and your airplane both arrive at
the same time.
- Airplanes don't care about how many other
airplane's you have.
- Airplanes don't mind if you look at other
airplane's, or if you buy airplane magazines.
- If your airplane is too loose, you can tighten
it.
- You don't have to be jealous of the guy that
works on your airplane.
- You don't have to deal with priests or
blood-tests to register your airplane.
- You don't have to convince your airplane that
you're a pilot and that you think that all
airplanes are equals.
- If you say bad things to your airplane, you don't
have to say your sorry before you can fly it
again.
- You can fly an airplane as long as you want and
it won't get sore.
- Your parents don't remain in touch with your old
airplane after you dump it.
- Airplanes always feel like going for a ride.
- Airplanes don't insult you if you are a bad
pilot.
- It's always OK to use tie downs on your airplane.
- Your airplane never wants a night out alone with
the other airplanes.
- Airplanes don't care if you are late.
- You don't have to take a shower before flying
your airplane.
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