Left front pocket
Focus lubricating and rewetting drops: "For soft, hard, and RGP lenses"
A Royal Line Fingerbowl
Tampons galore
Chapstick
An eyeglasses screwdriver
A worry stone
Fingernail clippers

Main pocket
Wallet
Camera (yes, I'm taking a picture of myself)
Beat to shit checkbook with no checks
Christmas card from my lovely coworker
Coin purse
Sketchbook
The "Say it in Spanish" phrasebook
A mini-notebook filled with zombies
Another mini-notebook that I scavenged out of the trash because it might come in handy someday
Papa John's coupons
Lots of pens
A butter knife
A pocket knife
Paperclips

Inventory taken December 10, 2003

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