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04/04/05 - new reviews

Alright, so what I actually wanted to post when I decided to make this ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS AND VERY FUNNY joke instead, was:
I lately "tidied up" my computer because it was being slow due to a lack of discspace. Unluckily, this didn't make it any faster, BUT I found some (partly very) old reviews I forgot to upload some time, so that you do now have the unbelievable pleasure of reading through a couple of some-days- to nearly-3-and-a-half-year-old reviews. Resist! erm... Enjoy.


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01/04/05

I'm sad to announce that what many has been fearing since Ale left the band has happened, but I guess none of us expected it to happen in such a sad way. CHILDREN OF BODOM IS NO MORE. The reason for this is that there were unexpected problems in the healing progress of Alexi's wrist which got broken in a fall from a car back in December and he will probably not be able to play the guitar ever again. "We all agreed that with another lead guitarist, Children Of Bodom would not be Children Of Bodom anymore. The Hatecrew is no more." Alexi said in an interview with the Finnish music magazine Suomi Finland Perkele. The new album will still be released in september as the recordings are already finished, but there will be no tour following. Also, all the festival gigs got cancelled.

Read more here.


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19/09/04 - another why-does-this-shit-always-happen-to-my-page-and-not-for-example-to-*censored*?-update

So I'm afraid I've gotta disappoint the thousands of people who are impatiently waiting for the
Evil In You festival reports 2004. This is due to two very ingenious actions taken by (a) me and
(b) some fuckin idiot who... *suppressed stupid comment about broken extremities*, of which
(a) consists out of the truely very clever idea of putting all undevellopped films of the last
six months or so in one place so I can have them devellopped all at a time and (b) of stealing
my handbag at Titanic City.
Which leads to the fact that (a) I can't have my festival pix devellopped because I can't tell which
film is which and I definitely don't have the money to have 13 films devellopped at a time and that
(b) due to a lack of notes, there won't be a festival report but a collection of fragments describing
actions that have to be carefully restored by all the participants in a very tedious and time-
consuming process. -- Here ends the effort to put the facts into other words than
"everythingisfuckedonceagainfuckitifuckinhateyouall". Anybody proud of me???


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17/08/04 - Finally - a decent update! + T(h)rashed, Lost & Strungout for download!

Well, I've promised it to lots of people and now here it is: my English paper for you to read, praise and
use as a Tolkien encyclopedia. Enjoy!

And some more good news: Check www.lakebodom.co.uk and if you make your way to the download/audio
section, you might find two nice mp3-files called "Trashed, Lost and Trungout" and "Knuckleduster". :)

(Note: I know it's "trashed". I just like thrashed better because it does make more sense than "lavatory
love machine"...)

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05/07/04 17:12 - THE WAR IS OVER!

What a glorious day for the people who prefer listening to music to showing off with it... And what
a bad day for certain people who run certain COB fanpages *teehee* Finally. For all the simple
boys and girls who don't even own one single COB bootleg, have never shaken Alexi's or
Janne's hand and have only one version of every COB album. Thanks to Kreatoruk who has
proven to be one of the coolest people on the entire COB board, and to Delt's cult status server...
Here it is. In full. No fuckin 30 sec. samples ever again. And guess what? The full thing's also up
at Scythes Of Bodom. Hehe...



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03/07/04 - FESTIVAL RUNNING ORDERS

Once again, a year of heavy metal is nearly over (according to the assumption that the metal year
begins with Wacken), and so it is also time for the most evil festival running orders on the web to
be uploaded. To witness a tradition being created, click here to go to the brandnew festival
running orders' archive (accessable via Evil News Archive) and check out the Summer Breeze
one. And in case you're going to W:O:A or SB, it would of course be cool if you'd print the running
order out from my page and do a bit of advertising. ;)
Expect the W:O:A running order in some weeks and the reviews somewhen in 2006...


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04/05/04

Coming soon:
Finntroll & Ensiferum @ Salzburg Rockhouse, 25/04/04 (including various adventures in Austria)
Eläkeläiset & Munich New Backstage, 26/04/04

[03/07/04 You should have become accustomed to my definition of "soon" by now...]


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07/04/04

Yes, I know, I could have been sleeping, or drinking, or learning biology... But just wanted people to
stop complaining about my page not being up to date ;-)


HIM @ München Muffathalle, 07.04.04: Schlechte Witze und merkwürdige Longdrinks

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06/04/04

Something nice for you to read *g*

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31/03/04

My Mum cleaned the windows and washed the curtains today. She said it should be on the internet,
and so I thought I'd let you know... Further updates will have to wait though, as the PC I borrowed is
currently refusing to work. Seems I've got bad luck with computers...

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04/10/03

BACK FROM FUCKIN HELL!!!!!!

Whoooaaaaaarg 666 trillion thanks to Anna for lending me a decent PC! I'm actually able to build stuff
IN MY ROOM now and don't have to spend hours in the kitchen every time! Still lacking a web page editor
and practising my weak programming skills though... But getting one for Windows shouldn't really be the
problem. (I never really made friends with SuSE Linux...) I've been able to save all of my pages and
pictures and shit from the other computer and I'll continue working on the updates I was planning before
that fuckup thing (Children Of Bodom + Shadows Fall Nuremberg pix, Summer Breeze and Wacken reviews and
diaries, ring tones) and I'm also working on a tab for Passage To The Reaper. (I don't fuckin care if it's
on My Songbook, I love staring at Alexi Laiho's left hand for ages! Just kiddin, I just don't have GP3...
Actually it started to get kinda annoying when that damn Ex-2 took me 1 1/2 hours, really lookin forward to
Ex-4 now... :p) And of course I'll add some more, more, more COB-sides lyrics ;)

Anyway, hope to be able to supply you with some updates soon.
Keep on searching for the evil in you!      - July*

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17/03/03

Your alltime favourite homepage is now also accessable as www.evilinyou.tk, and you'll also find the
fitting new contact adress on the contact page (
webmistress@evilinyou.tk )

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17/03/03

UPDATES!!!!!

- first
band info pages (Children Of Bodom, Nightwish and Sentenced)
- a first version of the
link collection (not yet complete)
-
Greetings to some people (EIYHC)
- two new
lyrics pages (a start on HATE CREW DEATHROLL and SINERGY - BEWARE THE
HEAVENS
Take a look at my cute new logo ;-P)
- and then you maybe noticed that I uploaded
my first review quite some time ago... (about Nightwish's
Munich gig)

Alright then...
Enjoy!

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31/01/03

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAREN!!!

hdggggggggggggggggggggggggg666esuuddehgblfl,
iZdgS, lbtR, iNJ, A, H, JuAWL+duPvE, sgSusrT!!!!!!

;-)  (in lol sind auch zwei Ls)
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30/01/03

SLAYER confirmed for WACKEN!!!!

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26/01/03

new lyrics:
NIGHTWISH - OVER THE HILLS AND FAR AWAY

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25/01/03

You're not gonna believe it, but I've got a new
guestbook (that doesn't suck completely), a forum and
a
chatroom (that works only with IE, at least on my pc, because it uses Java and as soon as I try to
access it with NC, my pc breaks down...)! Better that nothing, isn't it...? (chat with Janne and
Henkka planned for Tuesday ;-P)

[15/05/03 and I really shouldn't complain about people who are unable to spell 'Henkka'...]
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06/01/03

First half of the promised
Sinergy pics update is online...

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28/12/02

more COB tour dates! (and old ones completed and corrected...)

TU, 22/04/03 Hamburg,
Markthalle
FR, 16/05/03 Salzburg,
Rockhaus
SO, 18/05/02 Ludwichsburg,
Rockfabrik (Scheißladen!)

All other tour dates
here

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11/12/02

COB tour dates!

MI, 23/04/03 Halle,
Easy Schorre
FR, 25/04/03 Berlin,
Columbia Fritz
SO, 27/04/03 Bochum,
Zeche
MO, 28/04/03 Nuremberg,
Hirsch
TU, 29/04/03 Frankfurt,
Batschkapp

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28/11/02

[15/05/03]
So I updated the lyrics section again...

DISSECTION - STORM OF THE LIGHT'S BANE
LACUNA COIL - COMALIES

By the way, I'm gonna work on an enlargement of the Sinergy pix section on Sunday. Watch out ;-)

[15/05/03 After all these interviews that show us how insane this person (Jon Nödtveidt) actually is
and how serious these lyrics are, I seriously considered taking them off my page. The reason why I
didn't is that there are some really beautiful lines in there and also that people gotta know
themselves really that they shouldn't let themselves be influenced by that shit. If anyone does, it's
not my bloody fault, is it ???]

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14/11/02

Quote of the day:
"[The limited box edition of Tokyo Warhearts] comes with postcards showing COB having fun in
Japan."

So that's why nobody wants to sell it...

[23/05/03 I've got it by now, wee-hoo!]
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14/11/02

Wollt meim Schatz heute schonmal zum 20. gratulieren, weil ich das morgen natürlich persönlich tun
und deshalb leider keine Zeit für ein Update haben werde...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
Hab dich lieb!


Bei der Gelegenheit auch noch schöne
Grüße an Sebs Drumstick, von dem ich nix weiß.

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14/11/02

Again, there you go with some
new lyrics! (In case you're wondering: No, I don't hate that band as
much as I keep on pretending just for the fun of it...) And now... Alexi, could you please come to the
microphone? So, for the next song, I want all of you to do something dusgusting: When I count to
three, Alexi is gonna spit onto the stage, and then I want all of you to spit on the ground, for the next
song is called '
I Spit On Your Grave'!

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08/11/02

According to somebody on Ultimatemetal.com, the first dates for COB's next tour are already out!
(Just three gigs in Spain, but anyway you can hope to watch them destroy your hometown in late
sping or early summer)

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03/11/02

UNTOTEN will play at Munich Titanic City on novembre 19th

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03/11/02

lyrics section updated again:
UNTOTEN - THE LOOK OF BLASPHEMY
BLIND GUARDIAN - IMAGINATIONS FROM THE OTHER SIDE
+ Nightfall pics work now

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31/10/02

lyrics section updated:
BLND GUARDIAN - NIGHTFALL IN MIDDLE-EARTH


working on: Untoten - The Look Of Blaphemie lyrics,
concert reviews section
tour dates section


HAPPY HELLOWEEN !

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28/10/02

Fuckin hell, it happens that a good band plays a concert in munich ??? Let's all switch our heads to
banging mode on the 12th of january when
the drummer with the bandana, the bassist with the
extremely hairy legs and the headbanging opera singer
rock Munich Collosseum! (If you've been to
Summer Breeze you know who I'm talking of, right?)

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19/09/02

Shitload of new lyrics online !!! To see them the way they are supposed to look, you'll need some
extra fonts, but (if you haven't been sent them up to now) just contact me and I'll send them to you.

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19/09/02

CHILDREN OF BODOM ARE CONFIRMED FOR
SUMMER BREEZE 2003 !!!!

(look forward to some more hairy legs)

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11/09/02, 17:00:50

My first headbanging to '
You're Better Off Dead' !!!!

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11/09/02

Had to delete THAT picture, because I published my address in the official COB forum and if I'm
honest, I don't really want anyone to spit into my face *gg*

[30/04/03 Well actually the problem was more with the comment than with the picture, but I didn't want
the picture on the page without the comment...]

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08/09/02

Lyrics section updated again with
Haggard - Awaking The Centuries

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07/09/02

Lyrics section updated with
new lyrics:
Nightwish - Angels Fall First
Nightwish - Oceanborn
Nightwish - Century Child (as promised)
Finntroll - Jaktens Tid
Lacuna Coil - Unleashed Memories

new slogan and logo. It's starting to look quite ok...

Oh by the way, the pictures on the older lyrix pages work now!

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02/09/02

* Evil In You * has got a newsletter!!! To sign up, write an e-mail with 'Evil In You newsletter' as a
subject to
webmistress@evilinyou.tk

[30/04/03 But nobody signed up for the newsletter, so I kept on spamming people with it...]

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02/09/02

CHILDREN OF BODOM pics from Wacken are online!!!

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02/09/02

New release date for
CHILDREN OF BODOM's 'You're Better Off Dead' is september 13th for Finland
and 16th for anywhere else (looks like it's gonna be released somewhere else apart from Finland,
and without any grammatical error in the title...)

According to Spinefarm, the new album will be out in december. (tidings as good and as unlikely as ...

[30/04/03 I took the end of the sentence out because it wasn't really funny anymore. And of course,
while the other unlikely thing happened, the album wasn't released in december...]

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02/09/02

New
IN FLAMES album 'Reroute To Remain - Fourteen Songs Of Concious Insanity' out today!

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02/09/02

New lyrics + Wacken pics will soon be online!!!

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30/07/02

It's done!!!
After one year of waiting, tonight I'm finally off too fuckin WACKEN !!!!!!!!!

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09/07/02

CHILDREN OF BODOM were unable to release their new single because of 'technical problems'.
(Bet they just drank too much and couldn't get their parts played anymore.)

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09/07/02

Runing order for W:O:A is finally out.
www.wacken-open-air.de

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26/06/02


Nuclear Blast have finally designed a
COB girlie top -  without me blackmailing or threatening them *g*

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26/06/02


good news:

NIGHTWISH's new album 'CENTURY CHILD' was finally released on 24/06/02. Lyrics will follow!!

And in case you live in Finland:
You can go and buy the new
CHILDREN OF BODOM single 'YOU BETTER OF DEAD' on Monday.
I HATE YOU !!! (But you shouldn't give a fuck, really.)

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26/06/02


RAVEN have cancelled their gig at W:O:A: 2002. For further infos see www.wacken-open-air.de

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26/06/02

Sinergy singer Kimberly Goss lately admitted in an interview that their cover version of 'THE NUMBER
OF THE BEAST' was the only good song they had ever done. *gg*

[30/04/03 OMG, that really seems to come from my anti-Sinergy days... *g* But I still think it's funny,
so I'm gonna let it live. But let's give Kim some capital letters for her name and some colour...]

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13/06/02

'
WISHMASTER' lyrics completed

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12/06/02

guestbook

[30/04/03 I guess I really couldn't stop talking that day... *g*]

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08/06/02 - 12/06/02

first starts for what will hopefully become a
lyrics section...

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08/06/02

Happy  Birthday to * Beautiful Sadness * !!!

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