Normal Player Profile
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Jose Robert
Name: Jose Robert
Nickname: Roblett, Booka, Carlos, Richooooo
Age: 37
Weight: Heaps
Occupation: Internet surfer, punter (hopelessly), mat carrier on the tram
First played for TCC: When batting gloves used to have rubber spikes on the fingers
Highest Score: Three over 85s in 4 weeks at the Borry
Best Bowling: Tennis courts at the flats
Best cricketer ever played with: Fooey
Outside Your Wife Your Ideal Woman: Short, 4 legs, white with light brown markings. Also known as Barney
Career Highlight:
- Captaining a side that finished 30 points clear on top then being all out for 43 in the semi
- Captaining a side that lost 5 semi finals and finals (and still counting)
Hobbies: Punting, Dreaming of Richo, Tugging my shirt
Likes: Steakskin shirts, trackie dacks, Richoooo
Hates: People who bag the over 90s Borry disco
Ambition: To meet a female under 85 years of age
Heroes: Richo
Favourite saying: "How pissed was I last night?", "I'm the best punter/drinker in Australia", "Richo will win the Brownlow" (after he has missed 21 out of 22 games)
Favourite Singer: Dinosaur Junior, Kenny Rogers, Billy Ray Cyrus
Favourite nightclub: The Borry
Favourite clothing: Steakskin shirts
Favourite restaurant: Tea time at cricket on a Saturday arvo
Favourite food: Scat
Favourite TV show: Wrestling, The Antique Show
If you could invite 4 people to a dinner party, who would it be: Richo, Richo's Dad, Richo's Mum, Richo's dog
If there was you and one other person stuck in an elevator for 2 hours, who would you like it to be?: Richoooooooooooo
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